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I'm still on an iPhone 4, so I hope there'll be something nice to upgrade to. Unfortunately, it seems like the camera wart is here to stay, so I'm still not sure if I'm willing to part with that much money for something so ugly.
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Oh no, please no jokes. Ugh.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:01
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I swear, if by the end of this event I find another U2 album in my iTunes library, I'll switch to Windows!
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Sep 7, 2016 18:03
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Who cares about Mario? Give me Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:10
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Oh, so it's a loving runner, with a Mario skin. This is certainly worthy of keynote time.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:12
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Well, at least it's a better demo than the Anki racing cars from 3 years ago or whatever.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:13
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Can you imagine, Keynote 2018? Miyamoto onstage, presenting the second Nintendo game for Apple platforms: a Doodle Jump clone with a Zelda skin! Oooh, aaah!
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Sep 7, 2016 18:18
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iWorks still catching up to GoogleDocs. Well, progress has to start somewhere.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:22
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Donald Duck and confetti, I'm amazed.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:27
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Are people who buy watches for multiple hundreds of bucks really the same people who play Pokemon?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:30
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Yeees, it's a PIKACHU! Isn't that exciting?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:33
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The commercials are nice, though. Steve Jobs will watch those with a smile from the afterlife.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:36
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I can make my watch squirt, oh gently caress, I need this.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:38
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Aluminium, Steel, Ceramic, Gold ... They don't have many RPG sword materials left for Apple Watch 3. Mithril? Laconium?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:49
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Apple, trust me, I won't buy it because of your Services, whatever you think that means.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:55
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"Machine Learning" has been mentioned. Hurray for buzzwords.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:56
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Oh Jony, how I missed your dulcet tones! 
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Sep 7, 2016 18:59
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The camera wart is twice as big. Ugh.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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When the Home button isn't mechanical anymore, at least it won't break as much?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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The camera looks like 343 Guilty Spark.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:07
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Beautiful selfie? An oxymoron.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:12
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Alright, now free my of me 3.5mm shackles!
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Sep 7, 2016 19:24
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Applause for the adapter to old tech.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:26
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5 hours of music playback? No thanks. Lightning headphones are fine.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:31
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Console-level gaming? lol, wake me when you can play Destiny on an iPad.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:39
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Really cool environmental destruction.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:40
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BGrifter posted:You can play lots of lovely games on the iPad. 
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Sep 7, 2016 19:43
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OK, I think I'm ready to move on from my iPhone 4. That 7+ in black looks so smooth and nice.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:48
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There's a living anime in my Apple keynote, and I'm confused.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:55
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A second song. Sure, why not. lol
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Sep 7, 2016 19:59
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