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It's 10:01 where the hell is the 'live' video
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Sep 7, 2016 18:02
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oh no tim cook james corden sing along
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Sep 7, 2016 18:03
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sweet hoe alabama
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Sep 7, 2016 18:04
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holy poo poo MARIO
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Sep 7, 2016 18:10
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the DS is dead
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Sep 7, 2016 18:11
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oh poo poo OG Apple ][ Pluses
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Sep 7, 2016 18:17
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finally a watch gorgeous george can appreciate :flush:
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Sep 7, 2016 18:37
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hmm.. looks like you're venturing into known crazed killer pedo woods
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Sep 7, 2016 18:44
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hmm, can't tell quite yet, but Phil must have had at least a half dozen warts removed
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Sep 7, 2016 19:07
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also, you can bet your bottom dollar that iOS 10 is required for Stupid Mario Run.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:07
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we shoved the AI of a highly narcissist photographer into the iP7
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Sep 7, 2016 19:09
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stop using really depressing inner city photos that depict bad roadwork
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Sep 7, 2016 19:10
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oh god finally a semi-decent front facing camera
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Sep 7, 2016 19:11
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ooo 24 mp all together
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Sep 7, 2016 19:13
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:looks at iPhone 6: :throws it on floor, jumps up and down on it: :kicks it to the curb, where it falls into a sewer grate and clatters into darkness:
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Sep 7, 2016 19:16
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I trust scrubby looking photographers who look like shifty hoboes
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Sep 7, 2016 19:19
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ha ha herman you gotta wait for depth pics
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Sep 7, 2016 19:20
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wasn't this guy one half of kid'n'play?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:21
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eames posted:arguably the worst part is that it uses all I care is if it recognizes my cat 
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Sep 7, 2016 19:22
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machine learning
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Sep 7, 2016 19:23
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aaaaaand we got an included dongle too
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Sep 7, 2016 19:26
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Can't I just stick lollipops in my ears for the same effect?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:34
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track day bro! posted:Cant wait for them to bring out the new 13 inch Retina MacBook Pro with NVidia Geforce 1070 dGPU keep dreaming
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Sep 7, 2016 19:36
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Apple running away with the mobile processor power title.. again
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Sep 7, 2016 19:37
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Apple performance controller logic: hmmm.. playing Pokemon go.. low priority process hmmm.. displaying useless notification OH HELLZ GIVE IT ALL SHES GOT ALL CORES UP FIRE EVERYTHING
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Sep 7, 2016 19:38
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another useless flashy 3D game that everyone will have forgotten about by the next keynote how do we know thats not a cutscene
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Sep 7, 2016 19:40
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scarecrow going all dragonball z
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Sep 7, 2016 19:42
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more battery power to take better resolution added depth dick pics for longer amounts time boring other people
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Sep 7, 2016 19:44
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all that money and Phil left one wart hanging on
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Sep 7, 2016 19:45
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well keynote over, gently caress alla youse macbook and mac pro owners, you got owned
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Sep 7, 2016 19:47
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bastards!
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Sep 7, 2016 19:50
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tim brings on john meyer, he plays lovely ending, close it down when he does the summary, it's the end, one more thing died with Stebe
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steeeeeeeebe
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Sep 7, 2016 19:51
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gently caress it's not even a live performance
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Sep 7, 2016 19:53
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dora the explorer?!
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Sep 7, 2016 19:54
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oh look it is live, they never had dancers before i think?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:55
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from the sony conference:quote:What are the odds everyone behind the curtain is watching the Apple event and not paying attention to their jobs.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:56
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future iphone 8 owners
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Apple Debut Of New iPhone Ruined By Confusing Anime Dancers
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