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good thing I'm at home where I can soothe my hole with a 24 inch fan's cool breeze 
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Sep 3, 2016 04:02
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too bad I keep dripping blood on the carpet after a tough poo poo. If only they made a product to control that.
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a hole-y ghost posted:too bad I keep dripping blood on the carpet after a tough poo poo. If only they made a product to control that. I'm at the pizza hut
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Sep 3, 2016 04:04
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I'm at the pizza hut
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a hole-y ghost posted:That's good, because then you don't have to clean the carpet (unless you work there??) cool I'm at the taco bell
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Sep 3, 2016 04:05
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Moridin920 posted:not using enough lube when butt loving I legit laughed at this harder than I should have. Thanks for that one Moridin. Always a pleasure.
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Sep 3, 2016 05:13
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OctoberBlues posted:How does someone get hemorroids? I don't want to look it up too many kegels
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Sep 3, 2016 05:26
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OctoberBlues posted:How does someone get hemorroids? I don't want to look it up
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a hole-y ghost posted:I don't loving know!!! A hole-y! What up man?
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Sep 3, 2016 05:35
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Update: Took a hot shower. Pretty nice. However, I noticed it now has 2 lobes. Its crennellating, its learning
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Sep 3, 2016 05:38
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Serious post: Do what I do and just lube your finger and push it back in.
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Sep 3, 2016 06:06
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imagine a world where your rear end hole is so gross that you aren't ready at any time for somebody to eat your rear end like chicago deep dish pizza and be ok with this
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Sep 3, 2016 06:09
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Find some dude on CL casual encounters to push it back in for you.
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Sep 3, 2016 06:20
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Soak your rear end in some hot water and epsom salts.
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Sep 3, 2016 06:27
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There will be blood.
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Sep 3, 2016 06:29
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Cigstomper58 posted:I think its cuz my poop is too hard or something. I dont eat enough fiber or drink enough water. I've only had one before though and it was painless. Was just feeling around one day and there it was. Didn't bother me none like this one. have you considered eating some beans a couple times a week more than you do now, if you're an idiot who doesn't like beans, mask them like in a hummus dip format also a good rule ive had for years is to drink mostly water, hope this helps
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Sep 3, 2016 06:30
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extra stout posted:have you considered eating some beans a couple times a week more than you do now, if you're an idiot who doesn't like beans, mask them like in a hummus dip format You have not helped any. Unlike my pharmacist who took me into a back curtain and suggested stuff. Also, she is not my pharmacist.
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Sep 3, 2016 06:34
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WhT if hemroids was little pork bubbles would they be called hamroids ..
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Sep 3, 2016 06:42
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Salty Josh posted:A hole-y! What up man?  e: can we do away with this myth that hard shits cause hemorrhoids??? mine are soft and smooth and they still burst the things and cause rivers of blood
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Sep 3, 2016 07:13
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OctoberBlues posted:How does someone get hemorroids? I don't want to look it up Alcoholism, straining on the toilet, being fat as hell.
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OctoberBlues posted:How does someone get hemorroids? I don't want to look it up pregnancy & childbirth ...So congrats, OP! When is the baby due?
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Sep 3, 2016 13:49
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a dog from hell posted:Alcoholism, straining on the toilet, being fat as hell. I used to have them but they cleared up when I started working out regularly, so the fatness is definitely part of it.
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Sep 3, 2016 14:05
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I got a hemorrhoid after biking on a hard saddle halfway across NC to a music festival. camped for a long weekend and did music festival things with a tender marble in my tuchus. I got back Sunday evening and took a scalding hot bath, which felt double good, and shoved the offending prolapse back inside me which solved the pain. Does anyone know if they reabsorb or scab off in your poop or what? JiveHonky posted:WhT if hemroids was little pork bubbles would they be called hamroids .. ick
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Sep 3, 2016 14:14
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Personally I've found applying cold witch hazel to a 'roid provides great relief, and healing
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Sep 3, 2016 15:05
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This thread is gross, everyone should just strap on their goggles and enter the internet and leave their falling out organs in the other world
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Sep 3, 2016 16:06
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its a blood vessel thats all swollen up like a balloon with blood and its protruded from the other folds of the anus after you poo poo and shower push it in until it is tucked in where its supposed to be and outer pressure will push excess blood out of it (back into the rest of your diabetes-ridden circulatory system) and it will be able to shrink to its normal size and as long as you dont blow it out again right away it will stay that way (youll probably have to repeat the process a few times before it sets back for good)
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Sep 3, 2016 16:19
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alternatively a dab of icy hot directly on the anus will fix you up in seconds remember icy to dull the pain and hot to relax it away
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Zorodius posted:why didn't you go with "Cigarstomper"? this would have been such a superior choice.
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Sep 3, 2016 16:21
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If you got them in your throat and had to clear your throat to speak they'd be ahemorroids
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Sep 3, 2016 16:28
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Sometimes they will tie them off with little rubber bands
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Sep 3, 2016 16:37
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Hemorrhoids come from straining too hard or wiping too hard in the bathroom. Your butthole is just pretty much a reverse mouth and you should try to be nicer to it. I'd also recommend those special contour pillows they use for pilonidal cysts. Good experience there.
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Sep 3, 2016 16:43
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i love bloody toilet water makes me feel manly & alive
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Sep 3, 2016 16:48
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Sometimes they will tie them off with little rubber bands They used to castrate livestock this way too
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Sep 3, 2016 19:55
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Theres nothing to push in as the 'roid is on the outside edge. Update: It doesn't hurt as much as yesterday but I think its even bigger. 0.0 Will continue to probe.
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Sometimes they will tie them off with little rubber bands i would imagine this also makes you more likely to die from a blood clot for the record
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Sep 3, 2016 20:05
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Cigstomper58 posted:Theres nothing to push in as the 'roid is on the outside edge. Stop treating your body like a dumpster and you can enjoy the benefits of good health.
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Sep 3, 2016 20:07
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a dog from hell posted:Stop treating your body like a dumpster and you can enjoy the benefits of good health. I do normally feel really good. I'm 6 foot 200 lbs so I'm not super fat or anything. I don't work out enough though true, like twice a week. I've been doing reading and it seems the root of my problems is sitting to much at work (which will be rectified when I change shifts next week requiring me to be much more active) and not getting enough fiber. I'll get some psyiullum or something
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Sep 3, 2016 20:11
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Cigstomper58 posted:I do normally feel really good. I'm 6 foot 200 lbs so I'm not super fat or anything. I don't work out enough though true, like twice a week. Get some beans in your diet and your anal sphincter will be clean as a whistle! Darn-tootin! 
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Cigstomper58 posted:which will be rectified
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