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Let's get things straight: I'm poor 30-someting with strict Christian values, and I will not have sex until I'm married. I try to stay clear of dirty thoughts, but sometimes they slip by and I will always confess at the booth at church. I make virtually no money, but luckily I struck a deal to live with an older couple for free, and in return I take care of the place. I spend my time practicing cello and playing out various places in my city, including the music school I graduated from. I do not go out at night, and occasionally I will go to a gathering with people at a cafe after work. There's people I feel closer to, but I only ever talk to them once in a while on the phone. I no longer interact with my family. You could say I'm a loner. One night I was probably having the best practice in my life. Every expression of the bow felt perfect. The night was quiet and I was lost in another world. Then I started to get an itch.. down there. THAT itch. Fantasies started to enter into my realm. Consuming me. There was no escape, and there was no more of a perfect time than now. I started to wonder how I could take things to another level. What if it could reach the same level as the practice tonight? What if it could be like a powerful sonata? The bow was still in my hand. Crazy ideas became even more acceptable as I drowned in eagerness to pursue this indulgence. I never had a toy of any kind.. but what would it feel like. Would it burn? What if I just gently.. Then I tried. The soft glide of the horse hairs was immediately incredible. I needed and could take more friction. It actually made sound. A muffled falsetto began to increase in volume as I played harder and harder in all directions. Then I stood up, and kept playing "I MASTURBATE MY CLIT WITH A CELLO BOW!" I chanted. I was free. FREE. "I MASTURBATE MY CLIT WITH A CELLO BOW!" I heard the hastened alerted footsteps of the house owners coming down the stairs, but I did not stop. "I MASTURBATE MY CLIT WITH A CELLO BOW!" the end
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good idea
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Imagery is wonderful.
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what's with girls and instruments man poo poo is weird as gently caress 
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Sep 3, 2016 06:03
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That's probably terrible for the bow, the rosin will get all gross.
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Sep 3, 2016 06:35
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who would want to play the violin with that afterward???
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Sep 3, 2016 06:38
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VendaGoat posted:Imagery is wonderful.
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Orkin Mang posted:good idea
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Sep 3, 2016 06:39
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I use my dick to play my xylophone sometimes. If I had a good bro that had a compatible JO crystal we could probably play the drums.
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I use my dick to play my xylophone sometimes. If I had a good bro that had a compatible JO crystal we could probably play the drums. I use mine to play the trumpet.
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Pawn 17 posted:I use mine to play the trumpet.
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Oh man that sounds super uncomfortable. hosed up J/O technique, if you ask me.
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thread is fuckin worthless without a pornhub link
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congrats op
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I don't believe a word of this.
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Sep 3, 2016 07:05
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It sounds very much like that time I played the harp with my dick.
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brb i have to go post a picture of laura from dr katz in the sexual awakening picture thread
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Sep 3, 2016 07:45
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I love cellos and I love women masturbating, what more can I ask for?
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Sep 3, 2016 07:52
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do you play your clit so violently that the bow starts to come apart, like those fine gentlemen in 2Cellos?
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Sep 3, 2016 07:52
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That's good I like it Are you fat or not though
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Sep 3, 2016 07:54
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How did you clean all the resin off your clam?
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ceaselessfuture posted:How did you clean all the resin off your clam? what do you mean
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Sep 3, 2016 07:56
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This is non fiction
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I am going to use LP0's forums username three times in sentences today to halep me remember it
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Sep 3, 2016 08:08
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Video or it did`nt happen.
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hth posted:what do you mean https://youtu.be/KVs2izWzZxQ
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put it on soundcloud
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I'll try anything once
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I don't have a clit so I'm happy to be corrected but this sounds unimaginably painful.
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Dicks are like huge clits men win again
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I use my dick to beat a bass drum but mostly because I lost the little foot thing that goes whump-whump-whump
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I mostly just scar up a guitar string and strangle my dick.
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this is to get around that thing (I know rude ppl call it a FUPA or gunt) but its called a panus and its natural :]
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Chief McHeath posted:I mostly just scar up a guitar string and strangle my dick. the old garrot and frot. classic
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Did you rosin up that bow for faded love
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First thing that came to mind was the cello part on Good Vibrations
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Egbert Souse posted:First thing that came to mind was the cello part on Good Vibrations CHUG-A-CH-CHUG-A-CH-CHUG-A-CH-CHUG-A-CH
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ceaselessfuture posted:How did you clean all the resin off your clam? I didn't have it touch the other stuff, and it's just dust you can wipe off if you don't leave on there for hours.
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