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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

McStabby posted:

Were the point values changed for this weekend? Everything looks like week 2's values.

I dont know. I'll look

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Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





New Rule New Rule
OPPOSITE DAY

Open all closed roster slots, close all open roster slots.

Please let me know if this is too broad.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Nephzinho posted:

New Rule New Rule
OPPOSITE DAY

Open all closed roster slots, close all open roster slots.

Please let me know if this is too broad.

I'll Allow it, but players will be able to reactivate slots you closed

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Im Telling!

Y as in Y do we care had a full roster going and should be DQed.

Back in MY Day

Each Passing Yard is worth -25 points.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Nephzinho posted:

New Rule New Rule
OPPOSITE DAY

Open all closed roster slots, close all open roster slots.

Please let me know if this is too broad.

So, if I'm reading this right, this week's lineup is currently:

QB
QB
RB
RB
WR (Because you can't close the spot that Marshmallow Blue just opened?)
TE
FLEX
FLEX
K
HC


?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!
calvinballs contribute completely, can't catch calvinballs!

Alliteration is good! You must have at least one player on your team whose first and last names start with the same letter.

Clarification Edit: This has to be a person. Cardinals Coach doesn't count. Denver Defense doesn't count.

NEW RULE, NEW RULE!
fly, you fools!

Open up a punter spot.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!!
I'm here against my will, I refuse to cooperate


Incompletions are worth 10 points, Interceptions and fumbles are worth 50

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Marshmallow Blue posted:

I'll Allow it, but players will be able to reactivate slots you closed

I wanted to get my rule in first, if you want to make your rule that you open a WR slot after my rule takes effect. The intended rule on my rule is the result of:
QB
QB
RB
RB
WR
TE
FLEX
FLEX
K
HC

So your WR rule would either remove the existing or add a 2nd slot depending on enforcement of order of operations.

Nephzinho fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Sep 28, 2016

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Teemu Pokemon posted:

QB
QB
RB
RB
WR (Because you can't close the spot that Marshmallow Blue just opened?)
TE
FLEX
FLEX
K
P
HC

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
NEW RULE! NEW RULE
The Power of Positivity



All negative point values become positive (except passing yards due to OxySnake's rule).

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
NEW RULE! NEW RULE!
The End Zone is...Candy?

All TDs are now worth 100 points.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I think I've updated everyone's rules, but I'm double checking. Anyone else who wants to give it a look, please do, so hopefully we get them right. I removed all negatives to existing scores except OxySnake's -25 per passing yard.

I don't think anyone's gonna have a positive score this week starting two QBs :laugh:

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Fumbles lost is negative still, and I don't think the kicking scoring was ever changed last week (which I'm not sure if that effects any of the outcomes)

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





So how are we going to deal with QBs who don't play a snap if people try to pick up risky players? Give them the highest(/lowest) score between available free agents and their bench?

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
I alrready checked and luke McCown isn't holding kicks this year =/

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Fumbles lost is negative still, and I don't think the kicking scoring was ever changed last week (which I'm not sure if that effects any of the outcomes)

Fixed. Also, I double checked the impact of the scoring in the closer matchups of last week (mine and one other that were within 2000 points) - no changes in results. My matchup was the closest and both our kickers had a miss, so giving us each a thousand points wouldn't have changed the result. Same with Nauseous and Grude, the only other close one - their kickers both had one miss. I think we're good. No one did anything absurd last week like miss SIX kicks or something (that's what it would have taken) to affect the more lopsided matchups.

e: and no one started Cody Parkey :laugh:

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Sep 28, 2016

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
QB
QB
RB
RB
WR
TE
FLEX
FLEX
K
HC


CORRECTION NO PUNTERS

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Nope, we've got a punter -

JPrime posted:

I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!
calvinballs contribute completely, can't catch calvinballs!

Alliteration is good! You must have at least one player on your team whose first and last names start with the same letter.

Clarification Edit: This has to be a person. Cardinals Coach doesn't count. Denver Defense doesn't count.

NEW RULE, NEW RULE!
fly, you fools!

Open up a punter spot.

QB
QB
RB
RB
WR
TE
FLEX
FLEX
K
P
HC

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Marshmallow Blue posted:

QB
QB
RB
RB
WR
TE
FLEX
FLEX
K
P
HC


CORRECTION NO 1 PUNTERS

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

Thank god, Marquette King is my only hope


e: gonna watch this on loop to get pumped up for this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcF9aoO5grA

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

McStabby posted:

New Rule! New Rule!
Do the Safety Dance

Safeties are now worth 1000 points.

This was never updated from last week. Don't know if it affected anything.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

McStabby posted:

This was never updated from last week. Don't know if it affected anything.

I couldn't find anywhere that it would have changed a game. Only one safety happened last week that I could find, and the guy with the Vikings defense already won, so no effect there.

Fixed, also.

e: VVV Done, and that's hilarious. Literally nuked all HC scoring except 1 point for a win.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Sep 28, 2016

Baldrash
Oct 26, 2005
New Rule! New Rule!

Winning is the only thing that matters.

All win margins are worth zero!

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
New Rule!!! New Rule!!!
Flex your arms

You can now use a QB in your flex. I mean, you don't want to right now but you could and isn't that worth something?

Note: The way we have handled this in previous years is that if there's 1 or fewer QB slots you can use a "spare" QB slot instead of your flex spot.

Anubis fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Sep 29, 2016

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
New Rule!!! New Rule!!!
Opposite Day Indeed

Lowest total score this week wins!


(If that was a Calvinball only rule and I see something in time to get it in I do have a backup rule planned)

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I think that came up before and was ruled a Calvinball thing.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
In that case, I'll go on with the theme from someone else

New Rule!!! New Rule!!!
Still playing for the other team...

Receiving Targets are worth 100 each

Receptions are worth -200


(This makes drops worth 100 points and catches worth -100)

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
so much punting

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
God drat I'm glad I benched Matt Ryan. 500+ yards, haha

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I'M TELLING!!!


My opponent broke the Calvinball rule; I vote we replace Le'Veon Bell with Brandon Bolden from the WW, which would result in -1330 points, and in turn, would let me win by 72 :q:

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Awwh poop

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

Teeter posted:

Thank god, Marquette King is my only hope


e: gonna watch this on loop to get pumped up for this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcF9aoO5grA


#1 scorer this weeek
:toot:



Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Wow - somehow I didn't start the right number of players even though I swear I set it up - and then had a player out on injury!

I can't even qualify for calvinball for being such a fuckup again.

I'm putting in a piss poor showing for being last seasons champ.

Gonna pull it together and get myself back up to playoffs and go for the repeat. Hope is never lost is calvinball!

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Im telling on myself.

I started Jimmy G and didnt realize he was deactivated until the gane had already started. By Calvinball Rules he gets replaced with Matt Ryan for -10395 points off of Hill and Bernard IRLs totals for this week.

Hoisted by my own petard. :suicide:

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
I'm telling on myself, too. Geno Smith didn't make a play.

I'm playing against a vacant team so I don't know what the punishment would be in this case.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
#YourTeamCheats.com

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
New Rule! New Rule!
You can't skip leg day
Open a RB slot

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
who has the calvinball, anyone know?

New Rule, New Rule!
summer camp is the best camp

Deactivate the HC slot.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
If any lurkers want to join in I'm sure we could look at fixing up some of the absentee HC teams.

JPrime posted:

who has the calvinball, anyone know?

The following teams are D/Qed from it for not starting proper teams:
MAKING FANTASY GREAT AGAIN
The Noodle Incidents
Hill and Bernard IRL
"Y" as in "Y do we care?"


Which means as best I can tell - the lowest score for someone that started a legit team belongs to: A Nauseous Nocturne with the calvinball



New Rule, New Rule!
What's a team without a strong leader

Passing Yards are worth 25! Use that QB to carry your team

Aredna fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Oct 6, 2016

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Mom Packed my Lunch!

Sacks are worth 100 pts a piece.

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