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Sep 3, 2016 23:25
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Any alaskan goons here? How do you feel about these people living in your back yard howling at the moon and poo poo?
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Sep 3, 2016 23:27
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The only bears I like are hairy as hell and wearing leather
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Sep 3, 2016 23:29
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Which are the ones that were arrested for fraud by the govt.?
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Sep 3, 2016 23:38
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Which are the ones that were arrested for fraud by the govt.? probably the ones who committed fraud
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Sep 3, 2016 23:39
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Triggered posted:I think Alaskan Bush People pretty much suck. Is this some vampire show? It looks like it.
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Sep 3, 2016 23:44
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Triggered posted:Any alaskan goons here? How do you feel about these people living in your back yard howling at the moon and poo poo? there is some seriously hosed up people in the remote areas. it's mostly just batty pentecostals but honestly these guys don't look like they actually live in the bush. unless their outfits are for tv or something they look like typical mat-su valley d-bags
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Sep 4, 2016 00:13
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my only real hope in life is to one day have the kind of family that can get a reality tv show
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Sep 4, 2016 00:14
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Triggered posted:https://youtu.be/LkbtYhotrrk lol. "the intellectual one." i can just hear the conversation in the production room.
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Sep 4, 2016 00:18
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https://youtu.be/VXoUUeNtbmc he's mastered the core tenets of tracking: rolling on the ground occasionally as you run, tasting some of that wolf poo poo on the ground, and covering yourself in mud to hide from Predators' infrared vision Bear owns at tracking and I hope someone shows him this post and he's inspired to share more of his great wealth of knowledge
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Sep 4, 2016 00:19
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Boner Zone posted:https://youtu.be/VXoUUeNtbmc ok this has got to be some fake as hell poo poo because holy lol hontestly i think they just dropped some retards in around juneau and filmed it because if that's what he learned from his parents then it's doubtful they survive very well backcountry
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Sep 4, 2016 00:28
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anything the trenchcoat / fedora goon says is pretty great usually. talking about writing poetry and being an old soul or fancying himself an engineer because he connected a bike to something else and now it spins when you step on the pedals
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Sep 4, 2016 00:28
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There's definitely some incest going on here
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Sep 4, 2016 01:23
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Is that bear guy the one that refuses to walk because it's not extreme enough so he runs everywhere
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Sep 4, 2016 01:43
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I watched another episode today and one of them was rolling around in poo poo to mask his "scent" and then ran through rivers. He ended up punching water to make it look like he was doing a martial arts movie. Apart from the fedora wearing goon the youngest one is the one I hate the most.
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Sep 4, 2016 12:25
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I grew up in Alaska, and I have no idea why that fucker is wearing a loving trench coat in the goddamn woods. He must get caught on poo poo all the time. They probably live out in the woods because no town will let their sad lovely asses live in em. loving losers.
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Sep 4, 2016 12:35
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CharlestonJew posted:Is that bear guy the one that refuses to walk because it's not extreme enough so he runs everywhere No. From what I gather from the clip above, Bear parkours through the forest.
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Sep 4, 2016 12:51
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This show looks like Into the Wild but without the satisfying resolution.
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Sep 4, 2016 12:54
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Dreadwroth posted:I grew up in Alaska, and I have no idea why that fucker is wearing a loving trench coat in the goddamn woods. He must get caught on poo poo all the time. They probably live out in the woods because no town will let their sad lovely asses live in em. Dont you feel shame about your state producing Palin and these guys?
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Sep 4, 2016 12:55
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Triggered posted:Dont you feel shame about your state producing Palin and these guys? Nope, gently caress that shithole.
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Sep 4, 2016 13:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4wXa0V7FA i see a recommended video with the title "Noah sings about Heartbreak to his date" and the thumbnail is some uncomfortable looking girl
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Sep 4, 2016 13:20
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:The only bears I like are hairy as hell and wearing leather Keep your sick furry bondage fetish to yourself 
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Sep 4, 2016 13:29
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Alaska is a shityhole populated bys elf important assholes with a collective IQ that could be matched by a special needs 3rd grade class
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Sep 4, 2016 13:35
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I like the one when the retarded manchild tries to show off for the cameras by punching fish to death and then he misses and messes up his hand
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Sep 4, 2016 13:40
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I dont understand, one of the girls has pretty hosed up teeth but the youngest ones teeth are normal.
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Sep 4, 2016 13:43
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Triggered posted:Any alaskan goons here? How do you feel about these people living in your back yard howling at the moon and poo poo? We generally don't care until they steal or break our poo poo, but the fedora/trenchcoat guy's outfit doesn't make much sense.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:14
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If I remember from when i tried to watch this steaming heap... - Their cabin got "burned down" by "the government" so they moved. - They built a "house" and then got chased off by pissed off locals. - They bought a boat. It sank. Like, I guess it went on after that, but really what was the point of watching more? To feel better about me life? I already do just knowing there's people who willingly live in Alaska. I don't need to watch the Job-like trials of a bunch of inbred weirdos who are totally molesting the gently caress out of those girls the second the cameras turn off and the TV crew runs away to their camp because they can't stand being around those people either.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:49
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All of those redneck reality shows are just godawful.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:55
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I keep switching to Discovery & History several times a day hoping to catch a documentary but they're full of reality shows like it's Bravo or A&E. WTF ?! In Europe they actually show interesting stuff. Whoever decides the programing on Discovery deserves the same fate as that Jordanian pilot captured by ISIS. Maybe even more ?? They're doing more damage to the US with these garbage shows than ISIS could ever dream of
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Sep 4, 2016 16:01
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Decebal posted:In Europe they actually show interesting stuff.
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Sep 4, 2016 20:53
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jBrereton posted:I'm from Europe and it's mostly American Pickers, Ax(e) Men, all that poo poo, so no. Millennials ruin everything I guess 
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Sep 4, 2016 21:08
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Decebal posted:Millennials ruin everything I guess I dunno about Axe Men, but American Pickers is purestrain boomer.
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Sep 4, 2016 21:22
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Cthulu Carl posted:I dunno about Axe Men, but American Pickers is purestrain boomer. its amazing that you can make a tv show out of buying garbage from hoarders
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Sep 4, 2016 21:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxIsVYgWaEQ&t=54s
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Sep 4, 2016 21:30
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C thulu Carl posted:I dunno about Axe Men, but American Pickers is purestrain boomer. The only show of that ilk that's worse was that metal detector show where once every forty seconds they'd say they were "in the honey" or "found the honey pot" and the episode would close out with a slow pan over a table of rusted out dirt encrusted literal garbage.
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Sep 4, 2016 21:33
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I loving hate rednecks more than anything
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Sep 4, 2016 21:35
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Hicks are poo poo
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Sep 4, 2016 21:36
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vols bitch posted:its amazing that you can make a tv show out of buying garbage from hoarders the guys in that show seem like real pieces of poo poo too
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Sep 4, 2016 21:37
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vols bitch posted:its amazing that you can make a tv show out of buying garbage from hoarders Because it's not actually about buying garbage from hoarders. The garbage is just a nostalgia trigger for the audience through brand recognition. The point of the show is to just get old people to go "Oh, I remember stopping at that gas station as a kid!" or "Oh, I remember buying that brand of oil!" Then they watch more, because it brings up more memories of the good old days. They could probably do just a slideshow of old brand logos while playing old music and get the same impact.
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Sep 4, 2016 22:06
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They look a little old for you op
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Sep 4, 2016 22:10
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