Alaskan Bush People

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rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

i can verify these people all look like alaskans

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rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

Triggered posted:

Any alaskan goons here? How do you feel about these people living in your back yard howling at the moon and poo poo?

there is some seriously hosed up people in the remote areas. it's mostly just batty pentecostals but honestly these guys don't look like they actually live in the bush. unless their outfits are for tv or something they look like typical mat-su valley d-bags

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 00:13

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

Boner Zone posted:

https://youtu.be/VXoUUeNtbmc

he's mastered the core tenets of tracking: rolling on the ground occasionally as you run, tasting some of that wolf poo poo on the ground, and covering yourself in mud to hide from Predators' infrared vision

Bear owns at tracking and I hope someone shows him this post and he's inspired to share more of his great wealth of knowledge

ok this has got to be some fake as hell poo poo because holy lol

hontestly i think they just dropped some retards in around juneau and filmed it because if that's what he learned from his parents then it's doubtful they survive very well backcountry

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 00:28

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