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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

it sounds like a fire hydrant. i used it once when i was goinf to get divorced and and it took a layer of skin off my back

mine dribbles down my back like an old man with prostate cancer and penetrates only the outermost fibrils of my matte ofass hair

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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Don't forget squatty potty

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
now there is a cat named peepers loving around with me cause she smells my rear end

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

now there is a cat named peepers loving around with me cause she smells my rear end

>Activate defensive matrix

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
cat roster:
1. nathan jr.
2. peepers (retarded)
3. jefrey with one f (new addition that sucks)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like cats but these cats suck poo poo except nathan

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
One of my cat is name Jeffrey with 2 fs

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
nathan jr also goes by mr sausage man and mr. buddy

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

>check inventory

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

One of my cat is name Jeffrey with 2 fs

mine is named after a pixes song (space)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

mine is named after a pixes song (space)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urJW5ed-5G4

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

now there is a cat named peepers loving around with me cause she smells my rear end

i thought i had a posse . now i know :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i thought i had a posse . now i know :(

welcome to the revolution

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I doxxed you hahahahahahahaha :evilbuddy:

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

EorayMel posted:

I doxxed you hahahahahahahaha :evilbuddy:



ill have a ham and cheese sandwich

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
should name one of your cats mr grieves

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
name your cat nooner

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
I'm doing the same thing right now I have a "gas sandwich" thing going on where I do a poo, then blast this really loud fart and then bam there's a second poo on deck ready to come out

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

should name one of your cats mr grieves

no more cats that is hill i will die on among others this was a favor to a dying family member

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

like of the toilet or my shits

The poo poo. I have a fetish for this

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
You can't poop this late in the day op

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I mean you can but I would strongly advise against it

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Feb 11, 2007

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dad gay. so what posted:

im going to take a poo poo

so we can expect more posts then. Thanks for the warning

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I never understood take a poop cause I mean you aren't taking it you are leaving it ?! Right heheh

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I never understood take a poop cause I mean you aren't taking it you are leaving it ?! Right heheh

its semantics

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Take my wife please

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Actively making GBS threads as well. Feels very relieving. God bless, OP.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Quote is not edit.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i am pretty suspicious of these night shitters too

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
that's just indecent

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

put it back :mad:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

that's just indecent

i hae som e knd of ibs thing or something so sorry get off my rear end

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

thathonkey posted:

i am pretty suspicious of these night shitters too

I work night shift and I take night shits

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

various cheeses posted:

I work night shift and I take night shits

there is nothing wrong with night shits

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
mods change my name to night shift poo poo

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SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
poo poo or get off the pot.

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