Nathilus posted:

Your mouth fills with poo poo and your ears overflow with vomit for attempting to molest the proprietor.



Your new living furby is cute as hell and makes for an absolutely fantastic masturbation aid. But if you use it as such it spawns a horrific array of lilithian monstrosities, similiar only in their boundless rapacity and hatred of life.


This paper. It's fantastic! The grain is almost unbelievable, and writing upon it is a euphoric, transcendant experience. After you and the paper are spent, you shuffle back to the beginning to reread what you are sure is either an opus or a revelation.

"All work and no play" begin the words in your own handwriting "makes John a dull boy."