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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Lucien's Shop of Oddities
 
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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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I would like a mummified monkey's paw, please.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Nathilus posted:

(not)Lucien seems either extremely distracted or moderately stoned as he browses through display cases and drawers searching for your item. He breezily hands it to you and ushers you out of the shop.

It's not until you are outside and the shop is utterly gone that you realize what you hold isn't a monkey's paw at all. It appears to be a hand of glory. (BONUS GET!)

Sweet those aren't cursed at all, time to go rob a bank

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