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Y'all got any cursed titty magazines in here?
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Sep 4, 2016 02:04
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*Adjusts trucker hat* Honey! Come check this out! 'Lesser... key... of... Solomon'. Heh! Don't look like no key I never seen. More like a big circuit diagram or one o' them D&D maps Gerald and his nerd friends like to play on. Hey buddy! I like this Nee-Kro-No-Mee-Kawn fer my coffee table. Give ya *rifles through jeans* 28 bucks for it.
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Sep 4, 2016 02:06
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Nathilus posted:Uh. Let's see. Here's a mirror that does that. It doesn't have any additional curse. That is uneeded, since you are freely consigning your heart to evil. I'm not the nice elderly chap who is trying to teach you a valuable life lesson about hubris. I'm (not) Lucien. Well see, thing is... I'm on a lotta long hauls, usually 'tween Dallas and the east coast. Gets kinda lonely out there at times, so, like, maybe a titty mag that comes to life and she's like my soul mate and a true reflection of my inner self, but then she turns into a horrible bitch and I realize it's cuz I'm ugly on the inside and I try to change but then it's too late and I die in a accident while rushing back home to apologize to my wife and dumb kid and try to reform my ways but, like, the magic magazine chick is latina?
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Sep 4, 2016 02:15
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Nathilus posted:Yes, that would be acceptable. (except when you get the book she's going to be laotian hahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa!) but we have a strict policy of one item per customer. Limitless cosmic knowledge, or the hateful love slave? Well you see this ring on my finger? Means I already got me a hateful love-slave ahahah you get what I mean buddy!? *slaps you on the back heartily but overly hard and buffoonishly* so, uh, guess I'll take the book and-- wow! What's that wrapped in? Leather? Fancy!
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Sep 4, 2016 02:19
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