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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Do you just have a regular ol' wife op?

AMIRITE guys? :smuggo:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

I'm kind of the embodiment of pride and self love. I don't go in for that kind of thing.

Also for mocking the proprietor you turn into a goat that dispenses vending machines.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *CHA-CHUG*



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *CHA-CHUG*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pththya-lyi posted:

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and ... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it?

*Eats the sandwich, fires out a vending machine* *CHA-CHUG*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*


* A contract that plumbs an actress's "talents" to to the limit of the national average, so that I may exploit her, as a talent agent, to the most benefit of my wrongdoing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

The contract also forces you to subjectively live through the actresses experiences as you are exploiting her. You quickly tire of penis.

As a goat the spews forth vending machines..... Really, who cares?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

You already had it pretty bad from loving with the proprietor. I guess he went easy on you.

*Begins eating your pants, just because*

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