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Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Mogwai me.

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Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Nathilus posted:


Your new living furby is cute as hell and makes for an absolutely fantastic masturbation aid. But if you use it as such it spawns a horrific array of lilithian monstrosities, similiar only in their boundless rapacity and hatred of life.


I start an ebay store selling my self-replicating Spielbergian masturbation plushies and pinch your profits. But things quickly get out of hand and soon a cringey fandom is formed. I learn an import lesson about hubris at a terrible cost.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

There was a movie I LOVED back in the 80's. Can I get a sequel please?

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