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Sep 4, 2016 04:33
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engAge my rear end
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Sep 4, 2016 04:37
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"It's over! I have the high ground!" Make sure to use it whenever you're standing at a higher elevation as someone else, including stairways. Even better if you're arguing with the other person.
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Sep 4, 2016 04:45
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Get a load of that wookie! GET A LOAD OF THAT WOOKIE!
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Sep 4, 2016 05:20
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I wonder if genesplicer says "I have you now!" when correcting his student's tests in class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF5jyuX6Gyg
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Sep 4, 2016 05:37
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"At that speed will you be able to pull out in time?!"-- Just yell this at strangers.Luvcow posted:some times i just run through places holding an ice cream maker
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Sep 4, 2016 05:41
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Start crying and scream out "that's not true, that's IMPOSSIBLE" whenever boss denies my vacation request
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Sep 4, 2016 05:45
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"He's more machine now, than man.. Twisted and evil."
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Sep 4, 2016 06:43
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"In space, ain't no one can hear you scream."
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Sep 4, 2016 06:47
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Engage! That's my favourite quote from star man's
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Sep 4, 2016 07:11
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Warp 9.6 engage
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Sep 4, 2016 07:12
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Warp 6 engage
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Sep 4, 2016 07:12
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You never really hear them use warp 2,3,5,7
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Sep 4, 2016 07:12
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"WARP 420 engayge!!!" *weird chinaman looking alien takes bong rip* HELL YEAH THIS IS MY poo poo
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Sep 4, 2016 07:15
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THIS MOVIE FUKEN MOVIE *SPEAKS* TO ME YOU KNOW
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Sep 4, 2016 07:16
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Nation posted:Warp 9.6 engage They wouldn't say "Warp 9.6 engage", The ship can't go that fast reliably. They'd say "Warp 9 engage" and then have to try to go faster and Han would say "warp 9.3, 9.4, 9.5" as they went faster
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Sep 4, 2016 07:18
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So woke to the possibilities or space and time in a 4d hypercube right now picard u son of a bitch Engage
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Sep 4, 2016 07:19
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Guy Goodbody posted:They wouldn't say "Warp 9.6 engage", The ship can't go that fast reliably. They'd say "Warp 9 engage" and then have to try to go faster and Han would say "warp 9.3, 9.4, 9.5" as they went faster Hahaha wrong idiot
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Sep 4, 2016 07:19
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Guy Goodbody posted:They wouldn't say "Warp 9.6 engage", The ship can't go that fast reliably. They'd say "Warp 9 engage" and then have to try to go faster and Han would say "warp 9.3, 9.4, 9.5" as they went faster "Please shut your fuckin posthole" - xylo ph'on, colon wars, season 3 ep 6, 13 minutes 41 seconds into the episode. FACT CHECK IT, BITCH.
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Sep 4, 2016 07:20
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"Feed him to the pigs, Errol" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk
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Sep 4, 2016 07:22
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I specifically know of several times the enterprise has gone to warp 9.6 from full stop haha wow get schooled in spacial dynamics and warp theory damnnnn
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Sep 4, 2016 07:22
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This guy will never be the head of a major fleet operation
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Sep 4, 2016 07:23
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My wife gets quite a bit of mileage out of "get down there you big oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
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Sep 4, 2016 07:28
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:My wife gets quite a bit of mileage out of "get down there you big oaf! I don't care what you smell!" weird, same.
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Sep 4, 2016 07:29
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"Tell that to kanjiclub!"
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Sep 4, 2016 07:44
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When I try to bribe my wife for sex. *Waving hand* "Republic credits... will do fine." Wife: *scratching stubble and speaking around long floppy nose and protruding tusk* "No, they won't!"
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Sep 4, 2016 07:46
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"where is your star? is it far? when do we leave? i believe. yes! i believe!"
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Sep 4, 2016 07:48
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When I rip a nasty fart at work I like to say, "That blast came from the Death Star" and then my nerd co-workers finish it with, "That thing's fully operational!"
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Sep 4, 2016 07:50
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the trump tutelage posted:"where is your star? is it far? when do we leave? i believe. yes! i believe!" ha yeah I played parapaa the raper on PS1, too. Good ref.
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Sep 4, 2016 07:51
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the trump tutelage posted:"where is your star? is it far? when do we leave? i believe. yes! i believe!" While we all love  , please try to... stay on target.
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Sep 4, 2016 07:51
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Gatekeeper posted:great kid don't get cocky no one has ever said the phrase "great kid" to the op's mom
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Sep 4, 2016 09:36
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"Standby Ion Control…Fire!" whenever I switch off someones machine at the hospital. I always get at least one laugh from the family.
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Sep 4, 2016 09:51
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"the force is with you young skywalker, but you are not a jedi yet" when I'm owning some pissbitch at the video games
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Sep 4, 2016 09:56
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It doesn't work like that!
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Sep 4, 2016 09:58
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Beam me up scotty ------lmbo
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Sep 4, 2016 11:35
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"For luck!" works as a pretty good out in lots of situations like when you tongue kiss a coworker when they aren't expecting it
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Sep 4, 2016 11:49
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"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." Perfect for a hilarious best man speech
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Sep 4, 2016 11:54
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"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground" when I am in a fight to the death with one of my former students.
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