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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
What are some things that you should put ahead of having sex?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
POSTING, BITCH

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gaunab posted:

What are some things that you should put ahead of having sex?

How old are you expecting the respondents to be? Cock.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
Breathing

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Immunocompetence. Wrap it up boys.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

drugs and alcohol of course

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

VendaGoat posted:

How old are you expecting the respondents to be? Cock.

45

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

OctoberBlues posted:

drugs and alcohol of course

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan
Good food, good drink, and good sex. The only three things that matter in life.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Iron Prince posted:

POSTING, BITCH

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Work. If they are willing to take orders and "get poo poo done"

So the rest of you on SA know, this is not a ad nauseum request.


Sometimes it's a requirement.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





BLARGHLE posted:

Good food, good drink, and good sex. The only three things that matter in life.

Are you on drugs or something??

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Pawn 17 posted:

Are you on drugs or something??

You're right, I must be on drugs to have forgotten this:

dookifex_maximus posted:

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
The almighty $$$$$

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Iron Prince posted:

POSTING, BITCH

/thread

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Nothing. Literally nothing.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Love and trust

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I got an amazon echo a few weeks ago and i want to learn how to program for it so I can say "Alexa shitpost for me" and have it automatically post "I'm gay" in a random thread, then maybe I can prioritize sex over posting, as long as whoever I'm sexing doesn't mind me yelling that until I hear it say "OK"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Having money to pay for it OP.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Probably friendship, or maybe food. Probably also not being a huge bitch

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Being on fire, if you are

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Nation posted:

Love and trust

E1M1 posted:

Probably friendship

Put it all together, and you get the best thing life can offer.

A friend who loves and trusts you.

How I miss that

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Gay sex.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

One nice titty, one slightly off titty.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Water probably I dunno

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gaunab posted:

What are some things that you should put ahead of having sex?

Figuring out who this Gaunab person is.

krustysean
Dec 25, 2014
Excessive Masturbation to make myself last longer. That way i don't have to spend as much money on sex. Basically i am getting more bang for my buck

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
I've had sex

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

with Gaunab?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Friendship, family, videogames, anime

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



freeing the proletariat from a corrupt capitalist system

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Right now my school and career takes the upper hand

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Watching porn and anime or anime porn

Keebler Cookout
Aug 25, 2014

Drinking is important to my well being.
2 favorite things are sex, and food.. so if we manage to combine those I can see a pretty good time.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
a robust family life, or at least that's what I keep telling myself

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
My 2d wife

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Satisfaction (of which I can't get no, oh-no-no-no, a-hey-hey-hey, that's what I say) is the objective of, and thus more important than, having sex.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Satisfaction of a job well done...IN BED!

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

jyrque posted:

Gay sex.

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