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i am waiting for the Apple Watch 3 actually op
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EugeneJ posted:Apple's gonna get bought out by Google quite possibly the most retarded statement in all of gbs bravo, goon, bravo
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Sep 4, 2016 16:43
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thathonkey posted:i am waiting for the Apple Watch 3 actually op wise decision
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Sep 4, 2016 17:13
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3rd time's the charm 
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Sep 4, 2016 17:18
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whats an apple watch?? is that like an app where u watch ur favorite apple brand (fuji apples) roll into the grocer or somethin op??
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Sep 4, 2016 17:18
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I got the original pebble smart watch, I think its pretty good because i can make my phone beep when I cant find it and i can change channels/playlists while driving easier. I also wrote a thing so holding down a button on the watch simulates a phone call, which is useful for avoiding people and work I think smart watches are A-okay!
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Sep 4, 2016 17:26
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, you can only send tweets THEN WHATS THE FUCKIN POINT
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Sep 4, 2016 17:30
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I don't see the point in wearing a $300 watch when an iPhone in my pocket does pretty much the same stuff.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:32
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I have a mechanical watch that never needs a battery and recharges form any light that strikes it. Analog for life !!
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Sep 4, 2016 17:32
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Blockade posted:I got the original pebble smart watch, I think its pretty good because i can make my phone beep when I cant find it did you know all phones have this feature if you call it
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Sep 4, 2016 17:33
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lmao u fucken schlubs are you gonna buy the apple coffee maker 8??? it bluetooths to your apple shoe 5 so you can feel the warm embrace of useless tech because you're a loving nerd that spends too much of your time on the internet die already
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Sep 4, 2016 17:39
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Im going to buy the Apple banana. It tells me my twitter while i eat it. Useless? yeah most apple products are.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:41
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I got mine for free, and as far as free watches go, it's pretty damned nifty. If I can get the next one at the same price, I'll definitely do that.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:46
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Heh, Apple Watch, if you're a power user like me you know what company you need to stick with:
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Decebal posted:I have a mechanical watch that never needs a battery and recharges form any light that strikes it. if it's solar its not mechanical
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Sep 4, 2016 17:57
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I do not own an iPhone, so buying the apple watch would be rather silly of me.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:58
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Please don't...
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Sep 4, 2016 17:58
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lol if you bought any gadget in its first revision
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Sep 4, 2016 18:03
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The Cosby Mysteries posted:lol if you bought any gadget in its first revision the first revision would be the apple watch 2, so...
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Sep 4, 2016 18:06
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Boiled Water posted:Can't be, cannot turn on either axis. Uh not sure if you're serious, it's clearly designed to revolve around the bolt.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:01
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Clamps McGraw posted:I've got a Casio F-91W, probably a perfectly designed watch. The battery lasts for years, doesn't break, and it has every function you could need from a watch. It also costs £5. are you a freedom fighter or terrorist opus111 posted:the first revision would be the apple watch 2, so... exactly, wait about a year for 3 or 4
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Sep 4, 2016 19:08
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i hear people steal apple watches off you so no reason to wear a really expensive glowy LOOK AT THIS THING I HAVE PLEASE loving STEAL IT HOLY poo poo thing on my wrist for at least a decade until a fascist american government starts to implant us with our own watches inside our skins that glow in the dark and requires a scalpel to dig out
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Sep 4, 2016 19:33
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luckily for you, the apple watch is such garbage that it stays off most of the time to conserve its paltry battery, therefore being glowy only ~20% of the time!
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Sep 4, 2016 19:46
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i havce a bunch of cool gaming and anime tattoos on my wrists and the biometric sensors don't work if you have tattoos on your wrists so I can't use the apple watch 
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Sep 4, 2016 20:54
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I think I'll cave in somewhere around the Apple Watch 7 tbh
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Sep 4, 2016 20:57
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:i havce a bunch of cool gaming and anime tattoos on my wrists and the biometric sensors don't work if you have tattoos on your wrists so I can't use the apple watch Just put it on your weiner duh.
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Sep 4, 2016 21:02
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I cant wait for apple smart tattoos. Just carve a big apple icon on my head that lets me send my thoughts directly to twatter and to be reviewed by the US government/local government/advertisers/cybercrime rings. Make a 'deluxe edition' thats Rose Gold™ so people know that I paid big bucks for this and that im not a pleb like them
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Sep 4, 2016 21:17
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I try not to support Apple. Thanks for asking, op.
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Sep 4, 2016 21:23
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Blockade posted:I cant wait for apple smart tattoos. Just carve a big apple icon on my head that lets me send my thoughts directly to twatter and to be reviewed by the US government/local government/advertisers/cybercrime rings. Make a 'deluxe edition' thats Rose Gold™ so people know that I paid big bucks for this and that im not a pleb like them If everyone gets an apple implant the people thinking about thinking will have to think extra hard and it's really going to be hard for anyone to give a poo poo about anything with all that a thinkin I reckon. 
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Sep 4, 2016 21:24
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Do they work for black people yet?
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Sep 4, 2016 22:01
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apple should make a cock ring
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Sep 4, 2016 22:27
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just put it on your weiner duh. I agree, putting a tattoo on your wiener is definitely the right way to go
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Sep 4, 2016 22:27
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:i havce a bunch of cool gaming and anime tattoos on my wrists and the biometric sensors don't work if you have tattoos on your wrists so I can't use the apple watch the Apple Watch is not for you friend
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Sep 4, 2016 22:29
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thathonkey posted:apple should make a cock ring The 4S was released with an underclocked processor
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Sep 4, 2016 22:39
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Lichy posted:the Apple Watch is not for you friend when will they make a watch for the tat covered biker dude otakugamer?
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Sep 4, 2016 22:43
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:when will they make a watch for the tat covered biker dude otakugamer? the CASIO G-Shock series has some excellent colour schemes available to befit a man of your standing
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Sep 4, 2016 22:46
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My Apple watch reminds me to stand up when I'm sitting at work all day. It cares for me and I it.
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Sep 4, 2016 23:02
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The Apple Watch is garbage, but so was first iPad and the first iPhone so maybe gen 2 will get its poo poo together.
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Sep 4, 2016 23:23
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I detest iPhones, so an Apple Watch wouldn't really make much sense for me. Anyway, I already have a Timex that I wear daily - an actual reasonable and functional watch for a reasonable and functional person.
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