Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

ICHIBAHN posted:

Does this season suck because Pentagon has been mired in a shitshow fued with Chavo and Azteca?

The season doesn't suck, it's just taking longer than usual to kick in with a 40-episode order. You can complain about the slow start, but lots of business is about to pick up.

Also Pentagon is doing just fine. His feud is not a shitshow because Chavo and Azteca are compelling characters, he's picking up wins every week, and he's the first person outside of Aztec Warfare to get a pin on Mysterio.

Maybe don't be one of those people who shits their pants at every spoiler report, and actually watch the show to see what they're presenting.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Mil will probably regret absorbing the power of his jobber henchmen

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Mulaney Power Move posted:

god drat vampiro is an ugly piece of poo poo

20 years of chair shots to the head will do that to a guy

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I love that "Rick Knox is a hardass with enforcing the rules" is an ongoing angle now.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
AR FOX

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

eljackass posted:

Who the hell was that dude? I guess we'll find out eventually

That look on his face when Killshot was hugging him was priceless too btw

That would be indie darling AR Fox, making his first appearance on his show.

His most famous skill is the ability to fall on his head multiple times in a match and somehow not dying.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Hell yeah the Superfriends

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Yeessss the road to Aztec Warfare starts now :allears:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This match loving owns, also :rip: Fenix's nose.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This loving match :stare:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Kobra Moon could be a great character if they never, ever make her wrestle again.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So, Chavo/Rey in a Loser Leaves Town match?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Benne posted:

So, Chavo/Rey in a Loser Leaves Town match?

Just to expand on this -- I don't remember the spoilers so this isn't a cheeky "heh I know who wins" comment, but I wonder if this match is a convenient way to get Rey back in WWE soon. Especially since he's on the outs with AAA and not really doing anything right now.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Revenant Threshold posted:

Speaking of, I got spoiled for AR Fox a while back but I didn't discover how accurate his name is. That's a good-looking man.

He did a literal gay porno once, which you can easily look up if you're into that sort of thing.

And yeah, Fox is a handsome man.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I will not stand idly and allow people in this thread to poo poo talk my boy Vinnie Massaro :colbert:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
TNT Germany feels like a weirdly specific market for LU to get a TV deal, but I guess they'll take what they can get.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Please just give Cage the sweep so he can do interesting things again

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
God drat the Fubo Roku app picks the worst times to poo poo the bed. Stream is like 4 minutes behind now.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Haha, Ivie's dipshit boyfriend runs in to make the save and then needs to be saved by Ivie.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
PAUL LONDON

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I changed my mind, now I hope Texano wins the series and becomes the host body and the gods are about to become very disappointed.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Texano's a good wrestler I wish I had a reason to care about. That sunset flip over the ropes was really dope.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This feud must continue

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Is Johnny ribbing Sexy with these soft-rear end kicks?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This is the best kind of overbooking

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I tried giving the Dusk Till Dawn show a chance since they do a lot of marathons on El Rey. It's not actively terrible, I guess, just kinda boring and not something I'd go out of my way to watch. Decent background noise.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Also Jack Evans just got fired from AAA, so who knows what role (if any) he'll have in Season 4 (if they get that far).

AAA is a total shitshow right now.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Would they even bother airing Angelico's matches if he just immediately gets injured again? That scene with the WWU beatdown felt like a season write-off they filmed after the fact.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

StarkRavingMad posted:

Mil's suit is pretty sweet

Luchadors in suits is the greatest visual aesthetic ever

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

sticklefifer posted:

Well, kinda.

Mil's gimmick is that he loses Grave Consequences matches, comes back powered up and destroys the other guy in a Death Match.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

StarkRavingMad posted:

drat it El Rey, fix this split screen commercial poo poo

My theory is that the guy in the control room is taking commercial breaks to rub one out and not coming back in time to switch over.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
How many times have Rey and Chavo wrestled each other between their WCW/WWE days? It's easily in the triple digits, right?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
what

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Dario is the best

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Smell ya later Chavo

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This is like CHIKARA levels of wacky

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Uh, guess we're not seeing Daga this season.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

fatherdog posted:

LU has zombies, ghosts, ninjas, an Actual Dragon, and a wrestler who's also a time-travelling spaceship. It's pretty much always been a higher budget spanish Chikara.

Touche

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
RIP Ivie :(

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Just call it a loving casket, Striker, nobody says "funerary box"

  • Locked thread