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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:24

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# ? May 6, 2024 18:20

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

the scrolympics

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:27

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Joe Versus the Volcano

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:37

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

trapping the eel

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:51

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

a thread with two ops

(this is only for gay sex though)

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:53

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:

The old in and out...

Yeeeees, yeeeeeeeees. *punches you in the junk*

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:03

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

*makes khrm khrm khrm noise while smashing barbie and gi joe together*

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:19

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

That thing I'm not having.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 13:08

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Porting the meatloaf

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:52

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
With the pork steeple

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:56

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

I mean these Jimmy pop 2-liners are a bit clunky but maybe they'll inspire somebody

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:57

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Stabbing her in the axe wound.

Drilling the arctic for baby oil.

Grinding gears while driving stick.

Sucking her foftly.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 00:39

RGBRIOT: Apr 19, 2009; "Beauty, packaged for a digital world."

Fisticuffs
Five-finger Death Punch
Knuckle shuffles
Greasing some palms
Playing Sock-puppets

Euphemisms for lonely boy sex, or awesome fisting? I could see them going either way.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 00:43

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Grilling the cheese.

Pineappleing the pizza.

Stroking the goat.

Firkytoodling the Firkytoodler.

Filling up the cow trap.

Spanking the gorilla module.

Fuzzing the condor.

De-greasing the oven hood.

Handing out the flyers.

Raking the lawn.

Connecting to the wi-fi.

Stick that finger up my rear end and tug me off.

I could go on. Most people won't get these, my girlfriend certainly doesn't.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 00:47