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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tourism & Travel > London and possibly more of the UK
 
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duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

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Glengoyne.

  • Called "Scotlands most beautiful distillery"
  • Unique in that the whisky is distilled in the Highlands but matured in the Lowlands. The road outside is actually the border between the two, and the distillery and warehouses are on opposite sides.
  • An hour from the centre of Glasgow by public transport or half an hour by taxi.
  • Offers several tours, such as the Malt Master where you can make your own single malt using whisky distilled in different casks. They say you can't do it anywhere else in Scotland (although I'm fairly sure you can). It seems pointless to go all the way to Scotland to do a 45 minute tour, so I'm assuming you want a better one?
  • Is located just off the West Highland Way, so you can actually walk there or back to Glasgow (Milngavie). It's about 8 miles and is easy.
  • They are rapidly expanding their sales so you can say you went before everyone heard about it.
  • You could visit Auchentoshan as well, which is in the west of Glasgow. Not quite as nice but only 25 mins from the centre or 35 mins from Milngavie, which is the closest station to Glengoyne. You could easily do both in a day.

http://www.glengoyne.com/
http://www.auchentoshan.com/

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duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

mojo1701a posted:

Well, I was looking to spend a day in Glasgow anyway, but yeah, that would definitely cut down on travel time.

I think if I were to stay for two weeks (and I would've if not for this wedding), I'd definitely travel farther.

If this thread was just "which distillery should I go to, assuming I had unlimited time", I'd still say Glengoyne.

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