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Sex is... how do I say this... A waste of time. Can only result in bad things, even if risk can be lowered, in exchange for maybe 4 seconds of pleasure. Done outside of marriage for any other reason than reproduction, it's just ridiculous.
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gooniest snipe, dickhead.
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Sep 5, 2016 09:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b09asWzbeBw
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Sep 5, 2016 09:35
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i no bullshit love this e: artzie music is such my poo poo
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I carry zip ties and duct tape in my car. My pick up line: "Get out of my dreams and into the trunk of my car"
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Sep 5, 2016 11:36
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Hmm here I am with a sexy person and we both want to have a sex... should I: A) hit the closet to whip out my latex outfit, rope, ball gag and buttplug with a tail, ask the person to apply these instruments on me and proceed to beat me while screaming insults at me until she deigns to give me a dry handjob until I reach an orgasm that she is instructed to deliberately ruin by letting go of my dick and forcefully grabbing my nuts until I weep tears of pain as semen pleasurelessly drips out of my already flaccid member? B) take off my clothes and have sex? (if you pick A and continue to argue that you are a normal and/or healthy person you are loving delusional)
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Sep 5, 2016 11:56
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Once you've had sex w the same person hundreds of times you gotta do something to mix it up
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Sep 5, 2016 12:06
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Dominating dat pussy if she's into it
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Sep 5, 2016 12:19
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Start swinging then, that's at least within the realm of actual sexuality (as humans are not sexually monogamous by nature) instead of the manifestation of whatever hosed up retard neuroses people like OP (who btw never gets laid so wtf does she know) try to pretend they're not feeding into every time they beg someone to piss in their mouths as they kneel hogtied and blindfolded. BDSM is not sex. It's the result of broken people with useless brains enacting their obsession with power in a bizarre pseudo-sexual context, but as they will even tell you themselves it's not the sex part that does it for them.
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Sep 5, 2016 12:21
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I'm not a degenerate.
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Sep 5, 2016 12:25
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genesplicer posted:Giving and receiving pain is not something that excites me. but you're a mod
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KomodoWagon posted:Start swinging then, that's at least within the realm of actual sexuality (as humans are not sexually monogamous by nature) instead of the manifestation of whatever hosed up retard neuroses people like OP (who btw never gets laid so wtf does she know) try to pretend they're not feeding into every time they beg someone to piss in their mouths as they kneel hogtied and blindfolded. I think sex is whatever 2 or more consenting adults want it to be
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I think sex is whatever 2 or more consenting adults want it to be No, you're thinking of life.
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Sep 5, 2016 13:24
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I think sex is whatever 2 Wow wow what now
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Sep 5, 2016 13:33
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Where do impromptu blindfolding and teasing fall? Because I enjoy both sides of that 
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Sep 5, 2016 13:40
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I cant wait for thus thread to turn into disgusting IT managers unironically discussing their foul copulation habits.
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Sep 5, 2016 13:44
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I like nasty nasty
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Sep 5, 2016 14:03
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KomodoWagon posted:Start swinging then, that's at least within the realm of actual sexuality (as humans are not sexually monogamous by nature) instead of the manifestation of whatever hosed up retard neuroses people like OP (who btw never gets laid so wtf does she know) try to pretend they're not feeding into every time they beg someone to piss in their mouths as they kneel hogtied and blindfolded. nobody asked you to describe your sex life, but here i am, reading it, and i'm not very happy about it.
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Sep 5, 2016 14:28
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Joke's on you I only have vaginal sex in the missionary position 
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Sep 5, 2016 14:31
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i also gently caress
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Sep 5, 2016 15:32
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Gatekeeper posted:i also gently caress This guy fucks, he even says so!
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Sep 5, 2016 15:36
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I kinda already do with the occasional necktie as spontaneous blindfold/handcuff/choker. None of my partners or I have ever had an interest in anything more involved because it loses that passionate spur of the moment aspect that you can't replicate with toys.
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Sep 5, 2016 15:38
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The funniest thing about this thread is for every person who says 'No I'm a normal human and I would never', almost all of those people would loving grab a rope and go for it if someone hot enough asked them to.
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Sep 5, 2016 16:20
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not me I'd ask them politely to leave
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Sep 5, 2016 16:31
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I consider my posting on this site a brutal form of sado-masochism inflected on this entire community including myself Im gay
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Sep 5, 2016 17:50
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opus111 posted:calling sex 'play' should be met with swift and violent punishment. this guy gets it
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Sep 5, 2016 17:55
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I just masturbated to this. What kind of professional help should I get?
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Sep 5, 2016 17:56
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genesplicer posted:Giving and receiving pain is not something that excites me. The rarest of mods Edit: goddamn it. Beaten.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:04
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Wait op aren't you the person that physically can't actually have sex? It makes sense in your case that you would branch out a little.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:10
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Lol if you need to do a buncha stupid poo poo to get off.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:11
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Also sex isn't fun if it's like a whole loving production. It's the spontaneity that makes it good.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:12
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Do people who do it professionally get burnt out because it's no longer BDSM 'play' and is now BDSM 'work'?
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Sep 5, 2016 18:13
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remigious posted:Also sex isn't fun if it's like a whole loving production. It's the spontaneity that makes it good. I would disagree, but the truth is I always end up losing my erection because the Cymbal player never manages to sync up with the firing of the potato cannon.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:28
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My parents didn't molest me.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:29
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Yeah have you actually hung out with bdsm people OP? I went down that rabbit hole for a bit and talk about a bunch of loving nerds who somehow make sex boring. Well that's not fair they don't want to have sex they want to... I still don't get the point of it. Hell there's a degree of slut shaming in a crowd that is supposed to be sex positive. How do you go through that whole production to get all turned on and then not orgasm at the end  Untreated mental illness for real.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:40
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I just remembered that I briefly dated a guy that was into bdsm and he asked me to fill out an honest to God multi-page spreadsheet before we messed around (never did anyway) gently caress that!
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Sep 5, 2016 18:43
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I have to have my TOOLS I like to BIND - I like to BE BOUND
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Sep 5, 2016 18:46
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bondage is good because when my pathological fear of intimacy overrides my ability to be naked in a room with a lady, i cant jump out the window and facing your fears is a good thing. It's the same as being scared of spiders, you tie yourself up and pay someome to dump a bucket of spiders on you and butt plugs feel good
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i dont. no i lied sorry i've been a bad boy 
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