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i dated a lil stripper once and she liked to do elaborate fuckstuffs where shed bind my hands with pantyhose to my headboard and leave me in my room while she took a shower and put on a slutty outfit and made a sandwich
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Sep 5, 2016 19:05
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Did she share the sandwich?
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Sep 5, 2016 19:09
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if you're such a good dj/artist/thought leader/revolutionary/ why do you sit in ur moms porch all day trying to carjack your neighbours out of jealousy over video game skill and esports groupies jeff k/barnacle jim? jeffery of yospos etc
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POOLS CLOSED ELDER SPERG
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KomodoWagon posted:Hmm here I am with a sexy person and we both want to have a sex... should I: KomodoWagon posted:Start swinging then, that's at least within the realm of actual sexuality (as humans are not sexually monogamous by nature) instead of the manifestation of whatever hosed up retard neuroses people like OP (who btw never gets laid so wtf does she know) try to pretend they're not feeding into every time they beg someone to piss in their mouths as they kneel hogtied and blindfolded. lmao show us on the doll where the domme was too rough on you
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I'm already emotionally and physically degraded by every other facet of my life, why would I want that during sex too?
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Sep 5, 2016 19:47
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donkey salami posted:Did she share the sandwich? no 
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Sep 5, 2016 19:53
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Who What Now posted:I'm already emotionally and physically degraded by every other facet of my life, why would I want that during sex too? Have you tried lifting?
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Sep 5, 2016 19:54
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how does one inject the fart fetish INTO fyad when fartromancer69 is dead?
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remigious posted:I just remembered that I briefly dated a guy that was into bdsm and he asked me to fill out an honest to God multi-page spreadsheet before we messed around (never did anyway) gently caress that! Just lol if you don't have your partner fill out a consent and non-disclosure agreement along with presenting recent STI testing before entering a monogamous long term relationship with them. Did you not take sex-ed?
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Sep 5, 2016 20:01
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once I get bored of banging hot people I might try BDSM to 'spice things up' as it were
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Sep 5, 2016 20:29
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Sorry, I have control over my life and don't need to act out any insecurities in the bedroom
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Sep 5, 2016 20:31
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Nirvikalpa posted:Why are you a Boring Vanilla????
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Naerasa posted:I'm into DSM play, where my partner and I both look up a mental disorder in the DSM and then try to emulate the symptoms as we gently caress. Good idea
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Sep 5, 2016 20:38
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This one domme I knew who openly talked about her adventures at DomCon would throw a lot of tantrums and break things and had to be restrained also she was an autistic furry (no joke)
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Sep 5, 2016 20:41
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Hot bondage trix: 98 degrees: wear a white suit jacket and stuff things in a butt The Boyz 2 Men: wear a white suit jacket and stuff things in a butt Bone Thugz: wear a white suit jacket and stuff things in a butt (Gay only)
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Op's post history is already torturous enough.
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Al Cowens posted:A lot of my friends had fetlife accounts and some have invited me to play parties and I respectfully declined each and every time. Al Cowens posted:This one domme I knew who openly talked about her adventures at DomCon would throw a lot of tantrums and break things and had to be restrained also she was an autistic furry (no joke) Links.
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William Stoner posted:Just lol if you don't have your partner fill out a consent and non-disclosure agreement along with presenting recent STI testing before entering a monogamous long term relationship with them. It was more like "please rate how much you like things of various sizes shoved up your butt on a scale of one to ten." I'm not knocking clear lines of consent at all, just saying that filling out a goddamn spreadsheet was the most unsexy thing in the world and drove home to me that if I couldn't have an actual convsation with this guy about sex stuff, then we should not be having sex. So we didn't. Also of note, he was 32 and obsessed with pokemon.
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script kitty posted:Lol if you spend 2 hours a day trying to come up with a new screenplay for your next sexually unsatisfying encounter with your submissive bf who can't get off unless you're calling him a human being sissy slut Go on, I'm almost there! Al Cowens posted:This one domme I knew who openly talked about her adventures at DomCon would throw a lot of tantrums and break things and had to be restrained also she was an autistic furry (no joke) What was his name?
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remigious posted:It was more like "please rate how much you like things of various sizes shoved up your butt on a scale of one to ten." I'm not knocking clear lines of consent at all, just saying that filling out a goddamn spreadsheet was the most unsexy thing in the world and drove home to me that if I couldn't have an actual convsation with this guy about sex stuff, then we should not be having sex. I've had a partner fill out one of these before http://www.scarleteen.com/article/advice/yes_no_maybe_so_a_sexual_inventory_stocklist
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thuly posted:Hot bondage trix: What's the Blink 182, hotshot?
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script kitty posted:Lol if you spend 2 hours a day trying to come up with a new screenplay for your next sexually unsatisfying encounter with your submissive bf who can't get off unless you're calling him a human being sissy slut This is my life except i don't have a boyfriend
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Al Cowens posted:This one domme I knew who openly talked about her adventures at DomCon would throw a lot of tantrums and break things and had to be restrained also she was an autistic furry (no joke) It was me
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