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jeff smisek posted:Haha where u goin little fella!!! *grabs the lube* no! it's mine!
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Sep 5, 2016 22:51
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as big as an entire diarrhea
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Sep 5, 2016 22:51
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as big as it needs to be
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Sep 5, 2016 22:52
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if it doesn't pleasure you then you probably have a cavernous vagina or something you whore
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Sep 5, 2016 22:53
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It's big in Japan
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Sep 5, 2016 22:59
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Actually pretty drat good. Take that high school girlfriend. You're full of poo poo and I know it.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:02
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Sep 5, 2016 23:06
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peep the name, you tell me
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Sep 5, 2016 23:08
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I've been told I have a beautiful penis.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:08
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ghetto wormhole posted:I've been told I have a beautiful penis. Awwww your mommy loves you. 
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Sep 5, 2016 23:10
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i like to get a boner and walk around until i get arrested for making everyone feel inadequate in the elementary school near my house. p. sure that's why i get arrested at least
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Sep 5, 2016 23:10
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Not big enough. It will never be big enough.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:12
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Awwww your mommy loves you. it wasn't just her!!!!
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Sep 5, 2016 23:12
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Did you guys know condoms aren't supposed to feel like rubber bands choking out your erection? I sure didn't. Multiple sexual encounters were ruined!
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Sep 5, 2016 23:12
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Tuxedo Gin posted:above average length, below average girth FYI this is literally the worst kind of penis and no woman will ever enjoy having sex with you. Hope this helps.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:13
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thathonkey posted:not a checkbox poll voted 1
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Sep 5, 2016 23:13
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Dave_Indeed posted:A good poster would have established a set of rules for measuring your dick with illustrations and also some nude pics of his wife to help whip up a chub. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCwvmXNZR0Y
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Sep 5, 2016 23:15
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All other aspects of my life are pretty garbage but holy poo poo my dick is huge so that gets me through.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:16
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I don't wanna brag or anything, but I now use a wheelchair, because trying to stand up with a 10 foot long 180 pound cock turned my knees into powder.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:24
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If ever a poll required a Goku answer this is it. My dick is like Goku, every day it measures at a higher number. 
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Sep 5, 2016 23:34
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ghetto wormhole posted:it wasn't just her!!!! drat your dads a freak too. 
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Sep 5, 2016 23:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:drat your dads a freak too. please stop owning me 
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Sep 6, 2016 00:33
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ghetto wormhole posted:please stop owning me Welp, alright I guess. 
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Sep 6, 2016 00:35
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shamefully small, cant even be seen in swimwear, wholly incapable of penetration, may as well be called a clit
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Sep 6, 2016 00:40
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mind the walrus posted:Did you guys know condoms aren't supposed to feel like rubber bands choking out your erection? I sure didn't. Multiple sexual encounters were ruined! You have to be able to unroll it all the way
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Sep 6, 2016 00:41
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37 miles long, but almost all of it is in the fourth dimension
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Sep 6, 2016 00:45
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FrankieGoes posted:FYI this is literally the worst kind of penis and no woman will ever enjoy having sex with you. Hope this helps. Yeah short and fat is the best. Mine is tiny but I'm a bottom so who cares?
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Sep 6, 2016 00:50
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whoflungpoop posted:shamefully small, cant even be seen in swimwear, wholly incapable of penetration, may as well be called a clit Well, you've got the toughest part about transitioning done with 
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Sep 6, 2016 01:05
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my dingus is shaped like a pop can
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Sep 6, 2016 03:58
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Voted small, because I do not want to lie on the internet.
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Sep 6, 2016 04:10
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<=3 edit: when it gets cold <3
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Sep 6, 2016 04:12
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It's small but agile so I can choke you out while I growl out your pussy/rear end in a top hat
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Sep 6, 2016 04:24
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I'm holding my dick up to the screen and I will use arrows to demonstrate its size starting now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Sep 6, 2016 04:24
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I measur from the base full well knowing I shouldn't do that considering its only 2.5 inches, tops.
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Sep 6, 2016 04:28
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calculate triangular distance between tip of dick, prostate, and bottom of testicles, multiply to get true length
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Sep 6, 2016 04:32
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Mine looks like an orange juicer
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Sep 6, 2016 04:35
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https://www.reddit.com/r/grower/ 
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Sep 6, 2016 04:38
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Carmant posted:Hugh Mungus OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! MODS!? MODS!>!>!
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