|
That Robot posted:like not capable of meaningful intelligent thought there's an alien life form that is biologically immortal and has been monitoring our planet for the last 100k years thinking "aw, they believe they are 'thinking' now  precious"
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 06:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 5, 2024 10:30 |
|
|
kazr posted:there's an alien life form that is biologically immortal and has been monitoring our planet for the last 100k years thinking "aw, they believe they are 'thinking' now does it look like an anime? this is important for my research.
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 07:18
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 08:07
|
|
|
Giant space walnut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoLmoWmP6_M
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 08:33
|
|
|
this is very triggering 2 me
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 08:39
|
|
|
That Robot posted:like not aliens from blindside or a bunch of little gray bitches in saucers im working tomorrow so ill be able to answer and expand on my ideas tomorrow i think if aliens were here then they would have the power an ability to modify our surroundings to leave no trace except what they wanted behind
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 08:46
|
|
|
i hope we get a visit from self-replicating machines that consume all matter to make more of themselves
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 10:25
|
|
|
Serious Frolicking posted:i hope we get a visit from self-replicating machines that consume all matter to make more of themselves loving breeders.
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 10:28
|
|
|
8-Bit Scholar posted:the documentary film Starship Troopers was all about this OP watch it if you would like to know more that's mostly true I was thinking more scifi but that also technically works anyway I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 17:29
|
|
|
THEY ARE ALREADY HERE.
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 17:44
|
|
|
roymorrison posted:lmao that u think humans are intelligent species I didn't say they were intelligent I implied they were self-aware by comparison self awareness/sapience/sentience != "intelligent species" it could also mean self-aware morons OctoberBlues posted:no aliens are ever visiting this planet, jfc. I mean, they exist, but lol to think they're going to make come here yeah I think we're in the boondocks or the hills or some poo poo in the galaxy donkey salami posted:Space retards. Our only hope it will take time but at some point humans will do retarded poo poo in space i can only hope that dare will be launched into space and become humanity's retard ambassador to the cosmos kazr posted:there's an alien life form that is biologically immortal and has been monitoring our planet for the last 100k years thinking "aw, they believe they are 'thinking' now which alien life form does it get earth tv? numberoneposter posted:no but you raise a good point good thank you friend i wonder if they would leave some piss or some other clue that betrays their presence on accident numberoneposter posted:THEY ARE ALREADY HERE. roswell was a joke
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 17:48
|
|
|
Serious Frolicking posted:i hope we get a visit from self-replicating machines that consume all matter to make more of themselves That's why we're building the wall.
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 17:49
|
|
|
the trick to defeating an alien invasion is just to never investigate reports of a fishing village gone dark in newfoundland. at least not with your a-team
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 17:50
|
|
|
I'm guessing aliens invented holo decks so never evolved much beyond where we are now as a consequence. So doubtful they'd be traveling anywhere.
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 17:52
|
|
|
the vast distances involved in space and time essentially make conventional travel impossible sci-fi mostly uses some kind of hyper drive and the power requirements are literally astronomical. someone crunched the numbers and it would require like the mass of jupiter in energy to travel and respectable distance. but what if the next level of exploration was achieved simply "moving" our consciousness. people who have taken DMT say that they have seen "machine gremlins" during their trips. perhaps these are aliens trying to communicate with humans. *takes huge bong rip*
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 18:05
|
|
|
id be more impressed if someone found out gravity is sentient
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 18:39
|
|
|
maybe these creatures have a natural warp drive in their bodies like in their butt, hehehe
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 18:42
|
|
|
The Goatfather posted:the trick to defeating an alien invasion is just to never investigate reports of a fishing village gone dark in newfoundland. at least not with your a-team fuuuuuuuu
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 19:42
|
|
|
numberoneposter posted:
It seems this thread is talking about sentient aliens now. Okay. Supposedly they can bend the fabric of time and space and traverse huge distances almost instantly. But moving one's consciousness by means of astral projection is absolutely a valid idea. I can do it, and I've observed them a couple of times.
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2016 22:16
|
|
|
That Robot posted:
This thread is a sizable poo poo op have no fear
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 01:44
|
|
|
donkey salami posted:Space retards. Our only hope sometimes i think you watch too much TV
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 01:48
|
|
|
... And one day a cluster of lucky tetrahedrons found its way to Eastern Europe. They wanted nothing, had nothing to contribute. They just came from space, and didn't appear to be made by anyone or anything. 
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 01:51
|
|
|
i think space turtles would be way cooler than space whales
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 01:52
|
|
|
Kuato posted:I'm guessing aliens invented holo decks so never evolved much beyond where we are now as a consequence. So doubtful they'd be traveling anywhere. lazy sons of space bitches numberoneposter posted:the vast distances involved in space and time essentially make conventional travel impossible machine elves, not gremlins but yeah i want to meet those folk *smokes another jay* but i do think we don't know everything, so it is also possible that there are other ingenious ways of propulsion and travel that we don't even know about yet *takes another hit and then looks to numberoneposter* hey man have you ever seen weird poo poo in the sky? Zzulu posted:maybe these creatures have a natural warp drive in their bodies fart propulsion ftw King Possum III posted:It seems this thread is talking about sentient aliens now. Okay. its about aliens in general now i think what did you see when you astral projected Angry Birds Suicide posted:This thread is a sizable poo poo op have no fear its stored in a box labeled "hamdingers" ClamdestineBoyster posted:... And one day a cluster of lucky tetrahedrons found its way to Eastern Europe. They wanted nothing, had nothing to contribute. They just came from space, and didn't appear to be made by anyone or anything. the romans did the dodecahedrons and then some assholes tried to do a kickstarter about it and there was some scantily clad lady in a lab coat presenting it and people thought it was sexist or some poo poo JiveHonky posted:i think space turtles would be way cooler than space whales yeah but they won't eat people or anything cool
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 03:40
|
|
|
I wonder if Alien civilization feel the need to keep repeating that not even light can escape from blackholes.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 03:46
|
|
|
I escaped from a black hole AMA
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 04:10
|
|
|
8-Bit Scholar posted:I escaped from a black hole AMA What did it smell like?
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 04:19
|
|
|
That Robot posted:what did you see when you astral projected The first time I saw them, there were 4 of them sitting in chairs, apparently operating their vehicle by becoming a part of it. They controlled it's movements by their thoughts alone. I know that sounds weird, but I don't pretend to understand all of what I saw. Another time I observed them, they were aware of my presence and one of them was very angry to have an eavesdropper there. The images I saw ended abruptly at that point, so I assumed they "evicted" me. There was one other time, but it was too complicated to explain here. I wish I understood it better, but learning comes slowly and I really ought to try harder to develop it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 06:21
|
|
|
The church told me we are the only living beings in the universe.. the church LIED?!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 06:52
|
|
|
Kuato posted:What did it smell like? Ask your mom
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 07:11
|
|
|
King Possum III posted:The first time I saw them, there were 4 of them sitting in chairs, apparently operating their vehicle by becoming a part of it. They controlled it's movements by their thoughts alone. I know that sounds weird, but I don't pretend to understand all of what I saw. You lazy motherfucker You do realize our Planet Gaia is dying? And people are killing eachother? What the gently caress is wrong with you, not giving 200%. You selfish gently caress Stop posting and spy on some aliens you rear end in a top hat
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 07:34
|
|
|
No OP, it isn't in the bible.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 07:35
|
|
|
That Robot posted:which alien life form dude... they made Earth TV© now pass me that doobie broooooooooooooooooo
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 07:40
|
|
|
I could totally see simple life forms like bacteria blowing around in space stuck to a comet or whatever until they land somewhere they can live, some theories say life on earth may have come from such an event. Another real possibility is we are the only living beings, here on earth- life had to happen somewhere first, why not here? In which case we have a responsibility to go teriform anywhere we can. Like, algea turns carbon dioxide into oxygen, so any planet with water and volcanic activity should get a big dookie rocket (for fertilizer) and a whole bunch of dhyddated algae clumps dropped on it. Life could take off there, like space Australia
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 15:07
|
|
|
Enfield posted:maybe a floating space turd lol enought about my wife!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 15:08
|
|
|
stupid aliens are still sentient though? we get plenty of nonsentient alien things like comets and radiation
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 15:28
|
|
|
yoloer420 posted:No OP, it isn't in the bible. yeah it is
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 15:45
|
|
|
King Possum III posted:The first time I saw them, there were 4 of them sitting in chairs, apparently operating their vehicle by becoming a part of it. They controlled it's movements by their thoughts alone. I know that sounds weird, but I don't pretend to understand all of what I saw. that's p cool i wish I could have an otherworldly experience like that. if I could see a ghost or a ufo or some poo poo I would know there was still done mystery or interesting poo poo irt physical reality. but alas i haven't seen poo poo captain how did you reach a state of astral projection? I want to get on on that ty for sharing btw Sjs00 posted:You lazy motherfucker what would an alien's rear end in a top hat look like  yoloer420 posted:No OP, it isn't in the bible. the bible owes me seven anerican dollars for royalties kazr posted:dude... they made Earth TV© *hands kazr a jay filled with kief* i have a high tolerance cos weed powers my robotic nacelles naem posted:I could totally see simple life forms like bacteria blowing around in space stuck to a comet or whatever until they land somewhere they can live, some theories say life on earth may have come from such an event. there have to be other planets with life, even if simple way too many other star systems to make the Rare Earth theory viable Spidder posted:stupid aliens are still sentient though? stupid aliens might be, but they would've stuck on their planet like us then im talking dumb as gently caress space jellyfish or other critters like maybe smart enough that you could pull a prank and conquer them, but still dumber than gently caress
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:44
|
|
|
You know how in cheap sci-fi the aliens are always just different human cultures in makeup and there's always one race that's just all war all the time, what if we're that race and that's why the other aliens don't want to talk to us.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 5, 2024 10:30 |
|
|
notZaar posted:You know how in cheap sci-fi the aliens are always just different human cultures in makeup and there's always one race that's just all war all the time, what if we're that race and that's why the other aliens don't want to talk to us. IT IS AN HONORABLE DAY TO FIX THE ELEVATORS! KAPLAH!!! my klingon barista keeps loving my raktajino i shall challenge that scum's manager to HONORABLE COMBAT TO THE DEATH!!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:54
|
|