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I Was The Fury posted:Before I got fired from the writing team for titanic, the door scene was originally: |
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I Was The Fury posted:Before I got fired from the writing team for titanic, the door scene was originally: not ashamed to admit i cried during this scene
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Sep 6, 2016 16:33
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*main character dies in a freak accident with no relation to anything that happened in the movie* |
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I Was The Fury posted:Before I got fired from the writing team for titanic, the door scene was originally: |
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Sep 6, 2016 16:52
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protagonist's love interest: it sure is a good thing the villain is dead! protagonist: I am very noble, so I would rather he had mended his evil ways rather than forcing me to kill him, but yes, now that he is dead, he will never hurt any more millions of jews or cause this movie to have a sequel, so that is a good thing, from a humanitarian standpoint though not a financial one (elsewhere) villain: (opens one eye with a metric crapton of dramatic irony) (tubthumping by chumbawamba plays, credits roll) |
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Sep 6, 2016 16:54
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It really was the birth... of a nation. Credits. Cue music: Respect by Aretha Franklin |
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Sep 6, 2016 17:01
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JANET: oh sweetie, i knew you'd remember what I was wearing during our wedding reception, and that the evil robot clone wouldn't know. I'm so glad that's over and the robot clone is dead. MAX: Me too. Good thing robot clones can't read minds, right? Hahaha JANET: Sure is. Now let's go - MAX: to the botanical gardens? JANET: Yes! Oh you know me so well. MAX turns to camera and winks, a piece of his face not facing JANET lifts away to reveal cybernetic circuitry underneath. Freeze frame, cue Tubthumper by Chumbawumba, roll credits |
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Sep 6, 2016 17:02
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It is nine trillion years in the future. God looks out over the remains of his creation, cold and dead. Entropy claims everything. Samuel L. Jackson: Welcome back, She-Hulk. |
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Sep 6, 2016 17:03
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at the end of the movie iron man shoots one of three different colored beams based on local reviews
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Sep 6, 2016 17:04
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Ahundredbux posted:at the end of the movie iron man shoots one of three different colored beams based on local reviews |
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Sep 6, 2016 17:08
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FactsAreUseless posted:Captain America turns to the camera. "Do you think Nick Fury survived? Text FURY to 99163." "Carrier charges may apply," interjects Black Widow |
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Sep 6, 2016 17:09
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FactsAreUseless posted:Bogart: We're going to need a bigger sleep. |
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Sep 6, 2016 17:17
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**camera pans out from MATT DAMON and pan to sky for a close up of a small red dot** **zoom in to Mars and close up of former landing site, to grow tent and zoom to dessicated potato** Jeff Goldblum *narrating*: Life Always finds a way... ** potato fills with a glowing green light and begins to expand and pulse** Jeff Goldblum: Man creates rocket, man carries potato, man plants potato, it uh... **potato now looks sickly and bloated and close to bursting** Jeff Goldblum: It always finds a way **a hideous, pulsating creature ruptures forth and gobbles down Jeff Goldblum** Jeff Goldblum: Mmfff mmwzz fmmm a mmay CREDITS https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 6, 2016 19:04
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Close Encounters of the Fourth Course **Roy Neary is led into the mothership by the dimunitive alienlings by the hands and the hatch closes** Roy Neary: *speechless, gazing about and especially up at the vastness of the mothership* **the aliens continue leading Neary into the mothership, carving off pieces of his flesh and hurrying them off to the Tlielaxu ghola tanks deep within the ship** Jeff Goldblum: What the hell, man! This is some pretty sick poo poo! **Roy Nearys are being cloned by the thousands where they will be used to feed and power the alien and their mothership amongst the stars for eternity** Jeff Goldblum: Guys, uh- I'm stuck here in space! Hello? Will Smith: Sorry I couldn't be in the second ID4 man, I got lost flying around in outer space in this fly-rear end ride, speakin' of which you look like you could use one *tractor beams Jeff inside the alien craft* Jeff Goldblum: Hell yes please! *lights up a cigar** CREDITS https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 6, 2016 19:29
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*Jeff Goldblum fighting the mastermind on a conveyor belt in an abandoned toiletries factory; Jeff looks up and sees something, ducks down; mastermind turns around, gets hit in the face by a swinging crane carrying a large porcelain tub which knocks him off the conveyor belt into another tub below which he lands in with an audible thump; the crane slips, drops the tub its carrying onto the tub on the floor, sandwiching the bad guy.* Jeff Goldblum: "Well...there it is."
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Sep 6, 2016 19:36
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*a fly goes through the final stage of transformation into Jeff Goldblum* |
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Sep 6, 2016 19:51
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poe: well, this is it, finn. the republic has been wiped out, the resistance is crumbling, a bunch of other bad stuff has probably happened since this is the second part of the trilogy, and rey has been kidnapped by the knights of ren. the only way this could get any worse is...uh-oh. finn: don't tell me. there's another starkiller base on another planet and we have to go there and destroy it. poe: yep. finn: adorable native creatures? poe: most likely. finn: ...bring it on. |
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Sep 6, 2016 20:03
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"Good job Spaceman Goodguy, you defeated Borealis Badguy and eradicated this strange alien planet of all of his evil alien minions!" "You might not want to congratulate me too quickly, Nebula Nancy, because I've actually been Borealis Badguy the whole time! I was just disguised! And the planet we were on was earth, and the people were humans! HAHAHAHA" Nebula Nancy removes her space helmet, finally seeing for the first time that the visor has been tinted green, causing the alien appearance of the world around her. She begins sobbing END CREDITS |
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Sep 6, 2016 21:06
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"Heroine, after 90 minutes of romantic comedy banter and will-I won't-I, I have decided to crash your wedding to Chad Thundercock and declare my undying love for you! You can't marry Chad! Marry me instead!" Chad hustles down from the alter and cold-cocks Protagonist, who gets knocked down. The guests all cheer and Chad goes back to the altar. But wait! What's that? Cue Tubthumping by Chumbawumba. Protagonist gets up again! As Heroine is about to say "I do," Protagonist knocks down Chad with a vicious and hilarious kidney punch! "I love you!" says Protagonist. But wait! What's that? Cue Tubthumping by Chumbawumba. Chad gets up again! What will Heroine do? Chad and Protagonist square off for a battle royale, when Heroine turns to the camera, breaks the fourth wall, and says "I'm getting too old for this poo poo." CUT TO a reception party with dancing and crazy antics and sight gags! Chad and Protagonist toast each other. Heroine dances. Who did she choose? Who cares - it's a happy ending!
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Chuck Norris: Knock, Knock! Justin Bieber: Who's there? Chuck Norris: The End!
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I've been making a pretty penny in Hollywood these last few years just writing the scenes where characters wash their hands. I've done all styles, most often just a note in the screenplay like "(GWYNEVERE washes her hands)", they don't pay much but it's steady work. The real success comes when you get a few breakout lines or even pages, sometimes getting to write a blurb about a childhood memory that caused Rachel's brand loyalty to Jergens soap. I wrote a piece about James Bond not liking the powdery soap or the low-flow faucet that mixed air in the water in his hotel room and arguing with the front desk about it but it wasn't used, I think I over-reached and should have left it at the hand washing. |
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Sep 7, 2016 03:57
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"We were wrong! We were so wrong! Oh God! Shut off the power! For the love of all that's good, pull the goddamn plug!" But it was too late. The robot had already started pooping.
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| Before the advent of the professional ending writer, movies just didn't end. In fact, the very first Cannes festival is still going to this day | |
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:Before the advent of the professional ending writer, movies just didn't end. In fact, the very first Cannes festival is still going to this day |
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Sep 7, 2016 11:13
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FactsAreUseless posted:Journey Past The Moon And Into Space To Drift Endlessly i love the part after they land the rocket on the moon's face, where a reel of unexposed film loops endlessly and the speckles and dust upon it enthralls the french audience, who feel as though they are really travelling through space, sitting, transfixed, for untold centuries, swept away from their baser human functions. two thumbs up ~sig~ |
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Sep 7, 2016 11:55
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diary of richard 'Richie Яich' linklater, age 42 day 1: today i started work on a movie. it's about a boy. year 1: still working on the movie year 2: still working on the movie year 3: still working on the movie year 4: working on the movie, still year 5: the cast and crew had an intervention today asking me to stop working on the movie. still working on the movie year 6: still working on the movie year 7: took a break this year and made another movie. still working on the movie year 8: still working on the movie. this is getting a little weird year 9: still working on the movie plus i pray for death year 10: still working on the movie year 11: i guess everybody on set already figured this out and i feel like a huge idiot. guess i forgot to buy an ending for the screenplay. explains everything. gently caress it ~sig~ |
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Sep 7, 2016 12:07
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rosanna arquette: nuke the boy from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!!!!
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:diary of richard 'Richie Яich' linklater, age 42
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Sep 7, 2016 12:08
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mfw i finished watching the 'boyhood' directors cut
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BAD GUY has hero at gunpoint BAD GUY: one last thing... do you have stairs in your house? HERO: no... A smile creeps across his face HERO: I'm protected Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who begins to play, followed by a hard cut to Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba as the credits roll |
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Sep 7, 2016 20:39
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our hero falls down to the floor, seemingly beaten Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba stars playing our hero is still laying there director of the movie walks out and ask "is there a doctor in the audience?!"
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Sep 7, 2016 21:11
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The coach gives his inspirational speech at halftime of the first game, where Under High's football team, "Dogs" have been playing like garbage. The speech, while inspirational, is pretty insulting. This causes the players to have a set look of determination as they head back onto the field. A montage begins, backed by Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba. You see the standard sports montage stuff, of games slowly becoming less one sided and the Under Dogs are becoming better and better. As part of the montage you see that they are now playing the final game of the season, you see the scoreboard showing them losing by 1 point as the clock ticks towards zero, and you see the final score of them winning by 30 points. All as part of a montage. The credits begin to roll, as Tubthumpin cuts out and Tubthumpin starts in again, starting over for the credits. |
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Sep 7, 2016 21:29
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A movie that is literally just a music video for Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba |
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Sep 7, 2016 21:30
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I Was The Fury posted:A movie that is literally just a music video for Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba Jodorowsky's Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba
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Sep 7, 2016 21:44
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Samuel L. Jackson: Welcome back, Godot. |
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Sep 8, 2016 04:12
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Music Theory posted:Samuel L. Jackson: Welcome back, Godot. haha |
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Sep 8, 2016 12:31
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Music Theory posted:Samuel L. Jackson: Welcome back, Godot. Perfect. ---------------- |
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Music Theory posted:Samuel L. Jackson: Welcome back, Godot. |
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misty mountaintop posted:Perfect.
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