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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
The only part of a movie that matters is the last part, and that's why it's the only part that I bother writing. Many of my endings have been sold to Hollywood and have been used. One time I tried to write the beginning, but some wires got crossed and BOOM, we get Momento.

Anyway, I have some rejected movie endings. THey aren't rejected because they are bad, they are just too good and the Hollywood writers don't feel they are up to the task of writing a movie that the endings are worthy of. I'll dig around in my notes and post some of my favorites. For instance:

Woman: YOu've been lying to me this whole time? You're not a bank manager and your name isn't even Travis?

Man: Yes, it's true, my name is actually Art, and I've never been to a bank.

Woman: Well, I don't know who Art is, but I know who I like.

[Then they kiss and the movie ends]

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