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**camera pans out from MATT DAMON and pan to sky for a close up of a small red dot** **zoom in to Mars and close up of former landing site, to grow tent and zoom to dessicated potato** Jeff Goldblum *narrating*: Life Always finds a way... ** potato fills with a glowing green light and begins to expand and pulse** Jeff Goldblum: Man creates rocket, man carries potato, man plants potato, it uh... **potato now looks sickly and bloated and close to bursting** Jeff Goldblum: It always finds a way **a hideous, pulsating creature ruptures forth and gobbles down Jeff Goldblum** Jeff Goldblum: Mmfff mmwzz fmmm a mmay CREDITS https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Close Encounters of the Fourth Course **Roy Neary is led into the mothership by the dimunitive alienlings by the hands and the hatch closes** Roy Neary: *speechless, gazing about and especially up at the vastness of the mothership* **the aliens continue leading Neary into the mothership, carving off pieces of his flesh and hurrying them off to the Tlielaxu ghola tanks deep within the ship** Jeff Goldblum: What the hell, man! This is some pretty sick poo poo! **Roy Nearys are being cloned by the thousands where they will be used to feed and power the alien and their mothership amongst the stars for eternity** Jeff Goldblum: Guys, uh- I'm stuck here in space! Hello? Will Smith: Sorry I couldn't be in the second ID4 man, I got lost flying around in outer space in this fly-rear end ride, speakin' of which you look like you could use one *tractor beams Jeff inside the alien craft* Jeff Goldblum: Hell yes please! *lights up a cigar** CREDITS https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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