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Bad Seafood


If you must blink, do it now.
I just write the parts where the bad guy dies.

Sometimes I get a big contract and I get to go into how the head honcho bites it but usually I'm stuck with the small fries who nonetheless need to get picked off in a memorable way.

I hate it when script writers feel the need to throw in an ironic one-liner after the deed is done though. I feel like a really good bad guy death should stand on its own merits.

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Bad Seafood


If you must blink, do it now.
*Jeff Goldblum fighting the mastermind on a conveyor belt in an abandoned toiletries factory; Jeff looks up and sees something, ducks down; mastermind turns around, gets hit in the face by a swinging crane carrying a large porcelain tub which knocks him off the conveyor belt into another tub below which he lands in with an audible thump; the crane slips, drops the tub its carrying onto the tub on the floor, sandwiching the bad guy.*

Jeff Goldblum: "Well...there it is."

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