I only write the endings to movies, but I'm VERY good at it.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > I only write the endings to movies, but I'm VERY good at it.

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FutonForensic posted:

I've been a consultant for jazzy noir outros for years, and the first thing I tell every producer is, "Use jazz in your jazzy outro." Do not play ska. Do not play "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba. Can you imagine if Chinatown used "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba in its final scene? No one would remember "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown," they would just forget Chinatown, the movie.

i dunno, it's actually not that bad... ends the movie on a more upbeat note:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsaJVMO8vNE

found that one on the cutting room floor though, guess they took your advice

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