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I Was The Fury posted:Before I got fired from the writing team for titanic, the door scene was originally: |
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protagonist's love interest: it sure is a good thing the villain is dead! protagonist: I am very noble, so I would rather he had mended his evil ways rather than forcing me to kill him, but yes, now that he is dead, he will never hurt any more millions of jews or cause this movie to have a sequel, so that is a good thing, from a humanitarian standpoint though not a financial one (elsewhere) villain: (opens one eye with a metric crapton of dramatic irony) (tubthumping by chumbawamba plays, credits roll) |
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Sep 6, 2016 16:54
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poe: well, this is it, finn. the republic has been wiped out, the resistance is crumbling, a bunch of other bad stuff has probably happened since this is the second part of the trilogy, and rey has been kidnapped by the knights of ren. the only way this could get any worse is...uh-oh. finn: don't tell me. there's another starkiller base on another planet and we have to go there and destroy it. poe: yep. finn: adorable native creatures? poe: most likely. finn: ...bring it on. |
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Sep 6, 2016 20:03
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Music Theory posted:Samuel L. Jackson: Welcome back, Godot. |
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Sep 8, 2016 13:19
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"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!" He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low, then it started to grow. I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down... But this sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded glad! Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, Was singing, without any winning at all! And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say That the Grinch's small liver grew three sizes that day! |
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Sep 12, 2016 17:08
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Solar Tornado posted:I have another story that needs an end, seeing as how I like writing stories but never get around to finishing them this thread is perfect for me the detective has followed the killer's trail deep into the woods. his heart pounds, and he jumps at the slightest noise. finally he comes upon a clearing lit by a huge bonfire, and there he sees his long-lost daughter, together with all of the townspeople...and ashton kutcher. "you got punk'd!" he shouts, and everyone laughs. the detective stands with his hands on his hips, shaking his head and wearing a sportsmanlike "you got me good" smirk. then everyone starts jamming to the closing credits song, which is, of course, "wannabe" by the spice girls |
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