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"Heroine, after 90 minutes of romantic comedy banter and will-I won't-I, I have decided to crash your wedding to Chad Thundercock and declare my undying love for you! You can't marry Chad! Marry me instead!" Chad hustles down from the alter and cold-cocks Protagonist, who gets knocked down. The guests all cheer and Chad goes back to the altar. But wait! What's that? Cue Tubthumping by Chumbawumba. Protagonist gets up again! As Heroine is about to say "I do," Protagonist knocks down Chad with a vicious and hilarious kidney punch! "I love you!" says Protagonist. But wait! What's that? Cue Tubthumping by Chumbawumba. Chad gets up again! What will Heroine do? Chad and Protagonist square off for a battle royale, when Heroine turns to the camera, breaks the fourth wall, and says "I'm getting too old for this poo poo." CUT TO a reception party with dancing and crazy antics and sight gags! Chad and Protagonist toast each other. Heroine dances. Who did she choose? Who cares - it's a happy ending!
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