Sam Bradford/Viking Misery Appreciation Station Challenge (WIN STEAK!)

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

sam bradford lmao posted:

sorry for ur loss

He's making a pass late 2nd half

# ? Sep 10, 2016 16:26

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# ? May 3, 2024 21:26

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

If someone picks he never plays and he truly never plays they should win by default.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 17:48

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

axeil posted:

If someone picks he never plays and he truly never plays they should win by default.

Agreed?

# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:58

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress it. I'll be that guy.

Change my vote to Bradford Never Plays.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:50

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

Ever or for tomorrow?

# ? Sep 11, 2016 01:50

KYOON GRIFFEY JR: Apr 12, 2010; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Does this count as "benched in favor of another QB?"

# ? Sep 11, 2016 15:51

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

c0ldfuse posted:

There is no way he doesn't go out week 1 after what we traded for him. Feel free to edit your post provided edit time is before G1 kickoff.

I called it first! I should get a single point for that.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:39

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

NotWearingPants posted:

I called it first! I should get a single point for that.

I'll ALLOW IT.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 18:03

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Yodzilla posted:

SEASON:
1) 10 games
2) a & d, injured on the field and benched

GAME 1:
1) 54% completion
2) 77 rating
3) 1 Interception

Shaun Hill
54.5 %
77 rating
0 int

Close but not Bradford.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:44

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I didn't get to watch much of the Vikings game. Is the D as sicknasty as I'd hoped?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:42

blackmongoose: Mar 31, 2011; DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Chichevache posted:

I didn't get to watch much of the Vikings game. Is the D as sicknasty as I'd hoped?

With 1 minute left in the game they had outscored both teams' offenses (let in a garbage time td at the end). A little soft on giving up yards though, especially against the run; without the 3 turnovers they wouldn't have seemed nearly as strong. Assuming Rhodes is not seriously hurt, the pass defense should be fine going forward, so I would say if they continue to force turnovers they will be sicknasty, if not they will just be good.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:59

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Week 2 (game 1):
1) 54% completion
2) 77 rating
3) 0 INT

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Sep 14, 2016

# ? Sep 14, 2016 07:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Week 2 (Game 1)

1) 60% completion percentage
2) 80 QB rating
3) 1 Int.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:33

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Week 2

1) 80% completetion
2) 153 QB raiting
3) 0 INT

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:05

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Week 2 (Game 1)

1) 58%
2) 79 QB rating
3) 2 INTs

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:37

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Week 2

75%
120 rating
1 int

Edit: I'm changing mine, not because I think it's true but because there are a lot of other guesses in a similar grouping.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Sep 17, 2016

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:25

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Week 2

65.7%
88 Rating
1 pick

# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:13

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Is he actually playing this week?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:00

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

axeil posted:

Is he actually playing this week?

Naw, they'll keep playing Hill till they lose

# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:21

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

WEEK 2:

1) 58%
2) 78
3) 1 INT

# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:26

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Athanatos posted:

Naw, they'll keep playing Hill till they lose

So if he's not playing this week why are we making projections?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:48

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Zimmer won't announce it till game day but Bradford took all first team snaps yesterday and he stayed late with receivers to get extra reps. So probably starting.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:55

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Week 2:

48%, 48, 2 INT

# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:12

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

axeil posted:

So if he's not playing this week why are we making projections?

He might come into the game

# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:39

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Week 2

55%
80 rating
1 int

# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:56

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Week 2:
61% completion
84 rating
1 pick

# ? Sep 17, 2016 02:35

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

15 games
No injury

Week 2
77.5% completion
158.3 rating
0 pick

# ? Sep 17, 2016 02:55

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

O for gently caress sakes

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:27

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

2 Games gets benched and the true hero Shaun Hill will save us.

Week 2
13% completion
12.2
8 picks

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:27

blackmongoose: Mar 31, 2011; DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Week 2

70%
102 rating
0 INTs

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:51

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

gently caress Sam Bradford's numbers.

Week 2

Rush-Pass Ratio: 70-30

Adrian Peterson Attempts: 25

Matt Asiata Total Touches: 11

Jet Sweeps/Reverses/End Around Fuckery/Wildcat: 2

# ? Sep 17, 2016 06:16

riht: Dec 13, 2004; i knew u were trouble when u tossed int

riht posted:

1. 62% cmp
2. 65 qbr
3. 2 int

stickin with this

# ? Sep 17, 2016 07:03

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Week two

1) 57%
2) 86
3) 1 INT

I will continue predicting this until he actually plays.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:03

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Week 2

57%
65.0 rating
3 INT

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:18

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

c0ldfuse posted:

Quick note that I need someone else to help me run this in case I get busy at work or something. Also if you can help by self scoring quoting your original post and doing the math after each game I'd love you forever--it really cuts down on amount of work I need to do.

1) Games - 7 (going to get destroyed due to our terrible o-line)
2) Injury on field, Adding a rider that it is due to a Vikings player either falling on him running into him etc

Game 1:
1) 45% completion
2) 78 rating
3) 2 INT

EDIT: editing after making an adjustment to game, note edit time.

Let's let it ride motha fffffffff

# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:00

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Week 2:
1) 54% completion
2) 60 qbr
3) 2 ints

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:03

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Sam Bradford is going to win this game by 40 points, and in the ensuing orgy at his hotel room he will break both legs.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:08

riht: Dec 13, 2004; i knew u were trouble when u tossed int

the plot thickens

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:28

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Sam Bradford is currently in the locker room getting x-rays on his hand. It is 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter of his first game.

:laffo:

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:29

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# ? May 3, 2024 21:26

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

axeil posted:

Sam Bradford is currently in the locker room getting x-rays on his hand. It is 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter of his first game.

:LeftHandAlert:

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:30

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