Sam Bradford/Viking Misery Appreciation Station Challenge (WIN STEAK!)

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

"Teddy here or we not come"

Edit: not the gameday thread but gently caress it.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:32

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# ? May 3, 2024 23:08

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

axeil posted:

Sam Bradford is currently in the locker room getting x-rays on his hand. It is 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter of his first game.

You been loving owned.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:22

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Chichevache posted:

You been loving owned.

First by Chip Kelly, now by Sam Bradford. Shameful.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:32

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Closest I could see.

Darth Brooks posted:

Week 2

75%
120 rating
1 int

Edit: I'm changing mine, not because I think it's true but because there are a lot of other guesses in a similar grouping.

WHOOPS posted:

Week 2
77.5% completion
158.3 rating
0 pick

blackmongoose posted:

Week 2

70%
102 rating
0 INTs

Actual

code:

Minnesota	Comp	Att	Pct	Yds	Y/A	TD	Int	Sack	YdsL	QBRat	FL
Sam Bradford	22	31	71.0	286	9.2	2	0	4	32	121.2	0

# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:04

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

First by Chip Kelly, now by Sam Bradford. Shameful.

nah, this is just all part of the set-up. just you wait. just you wait. i'll be vindicated yet in my hatred of chip kelly.

i actually don't hate sam bradford though i just think he's Not Very Good.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:14

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Darth Brooks posted:

Closest I could see.

Actual

code:

Minnesota	Comp	Att	Pct	Yds	Y/A	TD	Int	Sack	YdsL	QBRat	FL
Sam Bradford	22	31	71.0	286	9.2	2	0	4	32	121.2	0

lol are they all vikings fans?

# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:25

blackmongoose: Mar 31, 2011; DARK INFERNO ROOK!

nerve posted:

lol are they all vikings fans?

A true Vikings fan knows that the team will initially create hope so that the pain of the eventual failure is that much greater.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:43

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

also i was very sincere in predicting a perfect game for Bradford.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 02:48

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I was also sincere when I predicted that the Vikings would go 13-3.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 03:18

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Game 3:
62.5% completion
91.2 rating
1 int

# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:02

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Well, we can now officially disprove the Sam Bradford threw uncatchable passes theory because the Eagles dropsies are murdering Carson Wentz's statline as well.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:10

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

With some of those catches, especially from Diggs, I'm sure Bradford was thinking "What the gently caress they're allowed to do that?"

# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:08

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Week 3:

1) 60%
2) 85 QB Rating
3) 1 Int.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:59

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Week 3:

58%
78 QB rating
3 INT

# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:05

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sweet thursday posted:

With some of those catches, especially from Diggs, I'm sure Bradford was thinking "What the gently caress they're allowed to do that?"

It would serve the whole loving league right if Bradford to Diggs breaks all of the Brady2Moss records. Vikings are my backup NFC team this year.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:01

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

If Bradford and Diggs break the QB and Receiver TD records respectively, I will get a tattoo of Sam Bradford's face on my chest.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:43

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

NC-17 posted:

If Bradford and Diggs break the QB and Receiver TD records respectively, I will get a tattoo of Sam Bradford's face on my chest.

no you wont

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:24

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

blue squares posted:

no you wont

He is kind of betting against something with the same odds of the sun rising in the west tomorrow morning.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:25

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

70 %
115 QB rating
0 INT

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:32

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Grittybeard posted:

He is kind of betting against something with the same odds of the sun rising in the west tomorrow morning.

Jared Goff wants in on this action.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:38

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

I'm still hoping for Shaun Hill but whatever Bradford you're kinda okay so i'll be more serious this time

Week 3
63%
82 qbr
2 int

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:47

Pryor on Fire: May 14, 2013; they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I think one of the first sports related jokes I ever saw on the internet was one of the first vikings super bowl trophy case images back in the 90s someone put together in MS paint. Goddamn I always feel bad for Vikings fans, 1998 was such a heartbreaker.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:04

Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Sam Bradford will constantly be under pressure, but play lights-out for two quarters. He will sustain a season-ending injury on the last possession before halftime.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:47

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

57%
76 rating
2 INT

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:59

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

58%
74 Rating
2 interceptions

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:01

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

I'll be updating all the data on Saturday, keep them bets coming.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 18:01

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

66%
91 rating
1 INT

# ? Sep 22, 2016 18:19

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Stefon Diggs-

2 TDs
5 receptions
8 targets

# ? Sep 22, 2016 18:39

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Week 3
77.5% completion
158.3 rating
0 pick

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:25

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Week 3
64% completion
89.5 rating
1 INT

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:05

blackmongoose: Mar 31, 2011; DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Week 3:

65%
95
0 INT

# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:45

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Week 3, sticking with Shaun Hill's numbers from week 1:

1) 54% completion
2) 77 rating
3) 0 INT

# ? Sep 25, 2016 04:28

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

64%
99 rtg
0 int

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:36

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Week 3

1) 52%
2) 80
3) 2 INT

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:40

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

So uh, are we not doing this any more?

Because I'm gonna predict for Week 4:

1) 55%
2) 86
3) 1 INT

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:42

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Week 4
77.5% completion
158.3 rating
0 pick

# ? Oct 2, 2016 04:44

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Week four

65%
105 rating
1 int

# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:19

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

Keeping it rolling with my standard bet.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 17:54

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

66%
110 rtg
1 int

# ? Oct 2, 2016 18:03

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# ? May 3, 2024 23:08

blackmongoose: Mar 31, 2011; DARK INFERNO ROOK!

68%
110
0 INT

# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:53

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