The other day I went to GOURD FEST. So here's a bunch of pics of GOURD FEST

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Instruction Manuel: Yes, it is what it looks like!

These are some good gourds. They make me say: Good, Lord! What a gourd!

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Antivehicular: I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Gourd bless us, everyone

Seriously, though, that snake gourd owns, and I can't hate Insane Duck-Lassoing Dream Gourd or Unauthorized Lonesome Dove Fanart Gourd.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:58

Moridin920: by FactsAreUseless

i feel bad for that big duck getting lasso'd

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:21

bird with big dick

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Do you have any gourds I can shove up my rear end??

All gourds can be shoved up your rear end if you are determined enough.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:23

plain blue jacket: IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Good gourd y'all, what are they good for?

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:31

Three-Phase: by zen death robot

This is the best thread in SA history.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:38

d00kiemastah: An afro is the symbol of a man.

plain blue jacket posted:

Good gourd y'all, what are they good for?

Gourd helps to feel good

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:39

Monkey Fracas: ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!

ITT: The MotherGourde

# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:45

corn in the bible: Oh no oh god it's all true!

If you enjoyed the gourds in today's thread, consider a donation to the American Gourd Society.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 01:45

SEGA Ass Fisting: KEEP IT TIGHT!

Seriously, no one made a Gourdie Howe?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 01:55

Klyith: GBS Pledge Week

corn in the bible posted:

I wondered about that too. I couldn't see any seams, though, so maybe it really is just an enormous snake-shaped gourd?

i feel like starting out with a gourd that looks like a snake is cheating

like if i found a gourd shaped exactly like richard nixon's head, i should not be allowed to enter it to the gourd carving contest unless i carved it to look like LBJ, Gerald Ford, or Obama. I guess not obama though since that would be african influence.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:05

Mozi: Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die

it really makes you think

what is a gourd but a big plant egg. this big alien being egg full of alien juices and painted to look like a duck being strangled by the lone ranger

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:08

Shneak: A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

These aren't the gourds I was looking for.

Honestly. I wanted huge rear end pumpkins.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:10

Who Is Paul Blart

Was there a gourd shaped like human penis?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:15

extra stout: ISILDUR's ERR

corn in the bible posted:

And finally, here is a SOCIAL COMMENTARY GOURD:

I hope you have enjoyed the gourds. God bless America!!

gordon freeman

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:16

Mozi: Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die

gourdon gecko

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:23

DamnCanadian: Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

They all talk with a Gourdie accent

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:38

Roger_Mudd

If the had a billion dollars I'd walk in there and say, "I'll take it". And they would say which one? I would startle those ladies by saying "all of them, I want to buy all the gourds". :wth:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:46

corn in the bible: Oh no oh god it's all true!

Klyith posted:

i feel like starting out with a gourd that looks like a snake is cheating

like if i found a gourd shaped exactly like richard nixon's head, i should not be allowed to enter it to the gourd carving contest unless i carved it to look like LBJ, Gerald Ford, or Obama. I guess not obama though since that would be african influence.

It's possible they shaped it during growth to be snake-like, though, in which case it would be fair. We just don't know all the facts about this gourd!

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:55

Macasaurus

the demogourdon

# ? Sep 7, 2016 02:57

wane tendo

would love to plop that antler gourd down in my den, what a beaut!

# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:17

Enfield: by Nyc_Tattoo

i loving love those gourds

# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:24

Klyith: GBS Pledge Week

corn in the bible posted:

It's possible they shaped it during growth to be snake-like, though, in which case it would be fair. We just don't know all the facts about this gourd!

no no no that's even worse, this is supposed to be about gourd carving. not the ancient eastern art of gourd bonsai!

# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:56

Instruction Manuel: Yes, it is what it looks like!

Klyith posted:

no no no that's even worse, this is supposed to be about gourd carving. not the ancient eastern art of gourd bonsai!

Good ~~lord~~ gourd!

# ? Sep 7, 2016 05:10

JiveHonky: by zen death robot

Shneak posted:

These aren't the gourds I was looking for.

Honestly. I wanted huge rear end pumpkins.

I had rear end pumpkins but my doctor gave me a cream and they went away. : (

# ? Sep 7, 2016 05:15

Fire Barrel

Those are some cool pictures of gourds OP. Thanks for sharing.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 05:16

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Uncle Salty posted:

Those are fantastic decorative gourds, OP! Thanks for sharing this interesting stuff with SA.

Thanks rear end in a top hat now I have a powerful need to calf rope me some mallards.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 05:18

walgreenslatino

Lol I know where you live OP, or at least where you attend gourd festivals. You see, I also attended this gourd gathering...

# ? Sep 7, 2016 05:40

Facebook Aunt: wiggle wiggle

walgreenslatino posted:

Lol I know where you live OP, or at least where you attend gourd festivals. You see, I also attended this gourd gathering...

Any insights on that snake gourd?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:18

Facebook Aunt: wiggle wiggle

Klyith posted:

i feel like starting out with a gourd that looks like a snake is cheating

like if i found a gourd shaped exactly like richard nixon's head, i should not be allowed to enter it to the gourd carving contest unless i carved it to look like LBJ, Gerald Ford, or Obama. I guess not obama though since that would be african influence.

It was bugging me, it turns out "snake gourds" are a thing. And yeah, they look pretty snake like.

There was probably some skill involved in growing a particularly long and snake-shaped version of the gourd for painting. Apparently that's okay to do, because goose gourd guy did the same thing.

corn in the bible posted:

Oh yeah here's one more picture I forgot to post.

Goose gourd! Also in the back you can see the gourd necklace which won Best Wearable Gourd

That goose is probably just a swan gourd.

Luckily there are some brave visionaries out there who don't do the obvious thing and make snakes from snake gourds, and birds from swan gourds.

Snake from swan gourd. :monocle:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:40

Horniest Manticore: Hello, you!

some fitting background music for the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hGSR5njZE

# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:47

corn in the bible: Oh no oh god it's all true!

Facebook Aunt posted:

There was probably some skill involved in growing a particularly long and snake-shaped version of the gourd for painting. Apparently that's okay to do, because goose gourd guy did the same thing.

That goose is probably just a swan gourd.

Yeah, it's pretty clear he just got a goose-shaped gourd and painted it, but I still think it looks neat. I really liked the armadillo, though.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:54

Bedevere

That cowboy is not looking pleased about his gourd-mate.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:25

Bulgogi Hoagie: We

by housewives, for housewives

# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:26

Sentient Data: My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I came here to laugh, but honestly the creativity and some of the execution won me over

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:41

Mozi: Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die

and the best part is, you can eat it after the show!

# ? Sep 8, 2016 14:16

Tommah

looks like you had a really gourd time

# ? Sep 8, 2016 14:19

Leroy Dennui: Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

http://imgur.com/5xbaMT5

I miss not-completely-insane Shmorky

# ? Sep 8, 2016 14:34

Return Of JimmyJars: by FactsAreUseless

Do you think you could plant a gourd seed in ur colon and it'd grow a big ol gourd in ur rear end

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:01

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:28

corn in the bible: Oh no oh god it's all true!

How does BYOB feel about gourds? Tell me about it.

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# ? Sep 22, 2016 13:58

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