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Barackas "Bullkenyan" Took was famous for averting a Republican invasion of the Shire at the Battle of Washtingtonfield of T.A. 2012 and personally slaying the Republicans' leader, Romnembul. He took the Romnembul's head off with a club. The Republican's head flew through the air for 100 yards and went down a rabbit hole; it is said that this is how the game of golf was invented.
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I've recently had a tiny republican infestation and when I came down for breakfast I found some miniature literature warning me about the excesses of petit bougeroisie My small communists are trying to seize the means of the mixed nut can |
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If you want to get rid of alt righters you need to make a paste out of soylent, Mr dew, and fat poison and smear it in various cracks and crevices in your home |
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*gets ready to say something but doubles over and vomits out a stream of ichor and tiny newt gingriches, which scuttle around the floor screaming about the deficit* |
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