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I made the mistake of parking under a tree. While my car was cooler, a bunch of those drat Republicans pooped all over it.
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Went to go to the bathroom the other day. While everything was wrapping up, I noticed those drat liberals had swapped my double ply toilet paper (a basic human right) with hippy dippy fair trade tissue paper. I thought I would never make it out alive.
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Sep 7, 2016 09:58
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Those God-Forsaken liberals got to my kids. Now they unionized and won't do their chores without a union rep and vacation. Those dishes aren't going to do themselves Becky.
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Sep 7, 2016 09:59
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I really wanted a burrito today but the drat burrito guy was a little bit too Republican. he claimed to be a sovereign citizen or some bunk and did not have to follow basic hygiene guidelines or clean up the mold in the kitchen.
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Sep 7, 2016 10:01
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I had to leave my wife after she broke out with a full fledged case of Ronnie Reagan.
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Sep 8, 2016 00:38
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I cannot sleep. The walls dissolve into strange colors. Elephants yell about being the party of Lincoln but that makes no sense. I am slowly going mad. I don't know who Atlas was or why someone shrugged at him. I come too just in time. As I snap awake I find myself on Amazon. There are many items in my cart. Two of every book by Bill O'Reilly. One for display and the other for heavy use. I am overcome with revulsion. The screen hurts to look at. The last thing I remember was purging my cart. Then everything went black.
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