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I have a tattoo of a pair of angel wings over a banner with the words "There is nothing sadder than a Bad Roast" on my left shoulder.
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There Is Nothing Sadder Than a Bad Roast.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:08
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i dont really get half of these and I dont know who ann coulter is
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Sep 7, 2016 21:14
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i dont really get half of these and I dont know who ann coulter is She's the person who tried to roast.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:14
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I was wondering why there was some editorial in The Atlantic about how Comedy Central needs to stop doing roasts forever. Mystery solved.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:17
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woah woah whos boobs are those? is that jewel? have they always been like that?? why isn't there a thread about this? mods?????
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Sep 7, 2016 21:19
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I liked Spade's dig at Jewel at the start, " Jewel has to leave after the show, but her tooth can hang around."
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Sep 7, 2016 21:24
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No lie I thought Jewel was Jennifer Lawrence when I first saw her. There's like a 20 year age spread between them, too.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:24
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I watched David Spade and Adam Sandler in "the Do-over" on Netflix and that movie was not very good.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:25
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drat jewel aged like fine wine
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Sep 7, 2016 21:28
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Dave Concepcion posted:drat jewel aged like fine wine Inside a barrel in a french basement?
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Sep 7, 2016 21:28
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can The Pence one is kind of funny, but like all conservative human garbage (of which Coulter is the proverbial Queen of) she cannot be funny
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Sep 7, 2016 21:32
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Minimalist Program posted:Inside a barrel in a french basement? gently caress u that bod is legit
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Sep 7, 2016 21:40
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Trevor Noah is remarkably toothless for a guy who lived in south africa
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Sep 7, 2016 21:44
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Why they mean to that nice lady
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Sep 7, 2016 22:05
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Secular Humanist posted:Yes she was terrible. Who gives a poo poo? Sure, calling Ann Coulter a oval office and urging her to kill herself isn't edgy or brave, but it sure is funny. Also, nice meltdown.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:39
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cuck cuck im gay posted:Its not bad in text but it was pretty bad on TV because Trevor Noah wasn't even there so it made little sense. Nobody really made fun of anybody that wasn't there other than her. It also doesn't really make sense because Riggle left The Daily Show before Trevor Noah took over
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Sep 7, 2016 22:40
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being a hollywood liberal lets you call anybody oval office that you want, as long as the womans not also a liberal. They call it the rule of threes
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Sep 7, 2016 22:41
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gently caress the ROW posted:being a hollywood liberal lets you call anybody oval office that you want, as long as the womans not also a liberal. They call it the rule of threes You know it's the darnedest thing but I didn't get that newsletter. You mind reading off some of the highlights?
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Sep 7, 2016 22:45
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You know it's the darnedest thing but I didn't get that newsletter. You might reading off some of the highlights? They call it the rule of threees, maybe google can help you out
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Sep 7, 2016 22:45
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Minimalist Program posted:I'm reading these roasts and they're making me do a very long, drawn out and strained "heh" that comes mostly thru my teeth. Now imagine someone reading them in a deadpan and mushmouthing every three words, add some crickets for background noise, and that gives you an idea of how they were spoken
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Sep 7, 2016 22:46
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If they renamed them "toasts" maybe they would be more appealing, has anyone thought of this
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Sep 7, 2016 22:53
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Ann Coulter is the greatest performance artist of our generation.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:00
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The last few roasts have been really bad. The Mr Hollywood bits during James Franco were OK. They had The Situation at Trump's for some reason
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Sep 7, 2016 23:07
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Whorelord posted:Roasts seem weird to me. Like, how often do these people actually know each other? all three are longtime connoisseurs of easy paychecks
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Sep 7, 2016 23:11
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How rmberaasing is it when you've made your career being the nastiest person in America and then you get completely owned by Jewel?
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Sep 7, 2016 23:14
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roymorrison posted:woah woah whos boobs are those? is that jewel? have they always been like that?? why isn't there a thread about this? I thought that was Jewel's whole stick? That's what separated her from the rest of the female country artists of the 90's. 
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Sep 7, 2016 23:24
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keep posting jewel i'm almost there
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Sep 7, 2016 23:26
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Jewel is cool. She yodels and is a pretty lady and split Ann Coulter like a log. Also I bet she can split logs with an axe.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:30
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Every roast should be required by law to have Jim Jefferies in it.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:31
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i want to bang ann coulter in her crooked unbleached rear end in a top hat
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Sep 7, 2016 23:45
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roymorrison posted:woah woah whos boobs are those? is that jewel? have they always been like that?? why isn't there a thread about this? You have the power to fix this injustice.
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Sep 8, 2016 00:01
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Harry in Rio posted:i want to bang ann coulter in her crooked unbleached rear end in a top hat I got drunk one night in Kuwait and banged (who I thought was) Ann Coulter in the desert. The next morning I woke up and it was just a mummified camel carcass.
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Sep 8, 2016 00:02
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the only funny joke was the one about [David] spades voting for trump the rest were a complete disaster and embarrassing for her but she maybe sold a book so I doubt she cares
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Sep 8, 2016 00:04
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cuck cuck im gay posted:seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.” Broken Clock is right twice a day Show shoulda died with Stewart
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Sep 8, 2016 00:05
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Someone should have done the "Bob Sager raped a girl in 1990" but instead with "Ann Coulter aborted and ate a viable fetus in 1990."
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Sep 8, 2016 00:16
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I think we should get a thing going where we ironically say something awesome (but false) about a terrible person. You know, agree or disagree with Donald Trump, I'm not going to say I agree with all his positions, but it's undeniable fact that Donald Trump killed over a hundred Nazis as a partisan in Vichy France.
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Sep 8, 2016 00:23
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can yikes Blazing Ownager posted:Broken Clock is right twice a day agree
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Sep 8, 2016 00:30
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What's the difference between roast Ann Coulter and pea soup? Anyone can roast Ann Coulter
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Sep 8, 2016 01:05
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Did they bother to say anything about Rob or was that just a front to ambush Anne? I approve if so.
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