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This was last night during the Roast of Rob Lowe. Unfortunately I can't find a video but it was so, so bad. There were shots of the audience just not laughing, I actually felt bad for her. Here are the jokes people made about her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoGrDa5g2c If someone finds a link to her roasting, please post it. It's so bad. edit: I found a working video link! jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can “As a right-wing hatemonger, it’s fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities, that isn’t a fundraiser for Obama!” “David [Spade] is the perfect roast-master for the show. He’s successful enough that everyone knows who he is, but not so successful that he makes us feel threatened. He’s like the Mike Pence of comedy.” “If I could get just one person here to vote for Trump, it would be you, Ralph [Macchio]. People would be so surprised. I’d go up and say, ‘I got Ralph Macchio, he’s voting for Donald Trump.’ And they’d say, ‘Oh what a shock! Ralph is still alive???’ Just kidding, you look totally fantastic, it’s unbelievable, Ralph. Can you believe this guy is like 54? He looks incredible. Whatever you’ve been drinking, you’ve gotta send a few cases to Hillary.” “I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.” “Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.” “I’m a big fan of Rob Lowe’s work, especially of course the taped threesome. To this day that remains the most authentic performance I have ever seen at a Democratic National Convention.”
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Sep 7, 2016 17:19
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I only kind of felt bad for her when Mike Pence did his huge awkward fake laugh and went 'GOOD ONE!' I thought that was bush league. I didn't see Mike Pence there
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Sep 7, 2016 17:42
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Darth123123 posted:Bold the funny plz I did.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:53
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Teikanmi posted:“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.” Its not bad in text but it was pretty bad on TV because Trevor Noah wasn't even there so it made little sense. Nobody really made fun of anybody that wasn't there other than her. Also someone sarcastically said "ooooh, take that Trevor Noah!!".
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Sep 7, 2016 19:04
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Secular Humanist posted:Yes she was terrible. Who gives a poo poo? Uh you'd have a point if she weren't very well liked by an extremely large number of people and she weren't very famous making millions from her books. How do you not get this
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Sep 7, 2016 20:37
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No lie I thought Jewel was Jennifer Lawrence when I first saw her. There's like a 20 year age spread between them, too.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:24
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