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I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can
“As a right-wing hatemonger, it’s fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities, that isn’t a fundraiser for Obama!”
“David [Spade] is the perfect roast-master for the show. He’s successful enough that everyone knows who he is, but not so successful that he makes us feel threatened. He’s like the Mike Pence of comedy.”
“If I could get just one person here to vote for Trump, it would be you, Ralph [Macchio]. People would be so surprised. I’d go up and say, ‘I got Ralph Macchio, he’s voting for Donald Trump.’ And they’d say, ‘Oh what a shock! Ralph is still alive???’ Just kidding, you look totally fantastic, it’s unbelievable, Ralph. Can you believe this guy is like 54? He looks incredible. Whatever you’ve been drinking, you’ve gotta send a few cases to Hillary.”
“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.”
“Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.”
“I’m a big fan of Rob Lowe’s work, especially of course the taped threesome. To this day that remains the most authentic performance I have ever seen at a Democratic National Convention.”
haha these are pretty good in text
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by zen death robot
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wasnt there a roast (i dont watch tv) with one of the jersey shore guys and the other guys all were really mean to him, as if they were a slightly more elite class of clown retard
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Sep 7, 2016 17:58
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by zen death robot
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it was at donald trumps roast and i think it was "the situation"
Oh I see, theres been so many roasts. I bet dozens by now
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Sep 7, 2016 18:08
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by zen death robot
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You know that one dude's avatar that's a duck hollering about liberals? That's what her pillow talk is like.
wow please dont be so erotic some of us still have things to do today
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Sep 7, 2016 21:02
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by zen death robot
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being a hollywood liberal lets you call anybody oval office that you want, as long as the womans not also a liberal. They call it the rule of threes
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Sep 7, 2016 22:41
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You know it's the darnedest thing but I didn't get that newsletter. You might reading off some of the highlights?
They call it the rule of threees, maybe google can help you out
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Sep 7, 2016 22:45
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If they renamed them "toasts" maybe they would be more appealing, has anyone thought of this
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Sep 7, 2016 22:53
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