a pig drifts casually

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZiZE2Zcng

Will he drift forever, will the groove die, are these questions actually equivalent, your mom has a big fat pussy

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raton fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Sep 27, 2016

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:43

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# ? May 17, 2024 20:31

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

is this part of the animals do things collection

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:43

KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

is this part of the animal does thing series?

Edit :firstpost:

beat me senseless.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:44

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

what Kenny logging said :aaaaa:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:44

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

It takes me a minute to fetch the old link code and I have to post the thread before I can add it to the list because otherwise I don't have a URL for it but yes

ANIMAL

DOES

THING

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:45

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

love that animal do the thing man he's cute I nickname him sonic and say gotta boat fast in my head to him and also out loud to my phone

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:46

Fushigi Yuugi fansub: Jan 20, 2007; BUTT STUFF

that's no god drat pig

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:50

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

that hog is terrified nice video :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:54

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i ended up going through related videos until i watched something that claimed to be about owl and kitten friendship. it was a bunch of videos they obviously stole from elsewhere spliced together, and in every clip it involved a cat trying to murder a bird.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:03

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

What if doges had quills and did this?

Man nature and evolution are and aren't crazy at the same time.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:04

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

1:30 - the pig's zen is nearly harshed

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:09

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

i like animalws dpoing thingfs

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:11

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

whoflungpoop posted:

i like animalws dpoing thingfs

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:14

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

that aint no pig

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:16

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

vols bitch posted:

that aint no pig

Why! Why, it's a pig with lipstick on it!

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:17

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

i like animalws dpoing thingfs

I like u bby

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:11

girth brooks part 2: Sep 6, 2011; Bush did 911; Fun Shoe

jealous of that porker

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:13

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Sheep-Goats posted:

It takes me a minute to fetch the old link code and I have to post the thread before I can add it to the list because otherwise I don't have a URL for it but yes

ANIMAL

DOES

THING

Calm down

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:17

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

MOOBS! posted:

whoa dude

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:29

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I think this is the most Animal does nothing I've posted so far in Animal does thing

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:38

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

whoflungpoop posted:

whoa dude

I don't think it's real

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:45

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Sheep-Goats posted:

I like u bby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vNSsmmtrDc

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:22

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

I met this man on the internet a few months ago. Everything is going great so far and there doesn't seem to be a lot of red flags aside from strange anger at certain things, notably his cats and their perceived misbehavior. An incident happened last night that has frightened me.

To start, he has what he calls "booby traps" around his apartment to scare or deter the cats from doing things like jumping on counters or the couch or the bed. They spray condensed air, shock them, or make loud noises to scare them. He says he has conditioned them to not be on the furniture while he is away. I do not currently have a cat but I have owned cats most my life and this seems cruel to me. I always loved snuggling up with my cats on the couch and in bed and can't understand it.

Last night one of the cats jumped up on the couch because I was petting her. It is cold here and I think she wanted to snuggle up like cats do. He immediately became irate and screamed at the cat, who hid under the couch, which she is apparently not allowed to do. He went to the other room and brought out a Nerf gun that he used to shoot at her until he could force her out. He then hit her and locked her in the shower.

I felt this sick feeling in my gut. I made an excuse to go home and told myself that I cannot see him again. I have been avoiding him. At first I thought it was just strict rules but I think this takes it up a level and I am not sure what to do. Besides not seeing him, I am concerned about the cats and wonder if there is any way to help them get away.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:23

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

dark claude

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:31

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

personable decorum posted:

dark claude

same

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:33

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

whoflungpoop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vNSsmmtrDc

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:38

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vNSsmmtrDc

lol

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:46

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Gotta drift fast

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:47

Weener Beater: May 4, 2010

DOMDOM posted:

I met this man on the internet a few months ago. Everything is going great so far and there doesn't seem to be a lot of red flags aside from strange anger at certain things, notably his cats and their perceived misbehavior. An incident happened last night that has frightened me.

To start, he has what he calls "booby traps" around his apartment to scare or deter the cats from doing things like jumping on counters or the couch or the bed. They spray condensed air, shock them, or make loud noises to scare them. He says he has conditioned them to not be on the furniture while he is away. I do not currently have a cat but I have owned cats most my life and this seems cruel to me. I always loved snuggling up with my cats on the couch and in bed and can't understand it.

Last night one of the cats jumped up on the couch because I was petting her. It is cold here and I think she wanted to snuggle up like cats do. He immediately became irate and screamed at the cat, who hid under the couch, which she is apparently not allowed to do. He went to the other room and brought out a Nerf gun that he used to shoot at her until he could force her out. He then hit her and locked her in the shower.

I felt this sick feeling in my gut. I made an excuse to go home and told myself that I cannot see him again. I have been avoiding him. At first I thought it was just strict rules but I think this takes it up a level and I am not sure what to do. Besides not seeing him, I am concerned about the cats and wonder if there is any way to help them get away.

I know the feeling. I pet and stroke my pussies lovingly. How could anyone be so uncaring and cruel?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:56