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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
*walks by sprint kiosk*
"Hey, yo, what carrier you got??"

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Tower Records never has the right adapter for my RIM Blackberry.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
elves in the machine ghost of the general bullshit anime v.1069

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I NEED AN AIR BRUSHED SHIRT OF TWEETIE BIRD WITH AN ATTITUDE!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Think I'll hit up Hair Masters, then cruise down to Yankee Candle Co.

Full disclosure - I'm not gay. Last week I picked up some brutal Nag Champa incense from the House of Cutlery, but the smoke is turning the walls in my studio beige, so naturally I need a strong scented candle to burn all the incense smoke before it stains the walls.

It's either this or pay full price on Kitty Litter - and I'm not about to start changing it monthly until Costco reduces their membership fees.

Who knew being a single man and owning ten cats required so much compromise.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
my lil bro once barfed in a mall trash can on a 90s saturday night in front of everyone because they accidentally got served a pina colada flavor orange julius instead of an orange julius orange julius, silly rear end lil brover

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My mom took me to the mall movie theater to see Space Cowboys :3:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Me and mad dog are going to go throw rocks at the food court dumpster to see who can wake up hobo stan first

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
*i put on my robe and lizard hat*

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hector Beerlioz posted:

My mall had a store that sold suitcases, wigs and anime figurines; it smelled bad.

How did it smell after you left?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
*walks past Victoria Secret trying to look but not look like I'm looking*

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

is orange julius even a thing anymore?? around here is orange BANG! along with horchata and loving disgusting jamaica water

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How did it smell after you left?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How did it smell after you left?

It's funk overpowered mine. Now if everyone from the Warhammer store and Wizards of the Coast went in then that would be the smell battle of the century.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

shoophobo posted:

*walks past Victoria Secret trying to look but not look like I'm looking*

*touches the crotch of all the panties knowing where they will be later hehe*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

MOOBS! posted:

is orange julius even a thing anymore?? around here is orange BANG! along with horchata and loving disgusting jamaica water

Yes, I believe if I drive an hour I could get to one.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rczW1lNejw

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

When I was in high school I once thought it would be a good idea to sit-slide down the rail of a mall escalator. I went down that thing like a rocket and awkwardly shot into a Marine Corps recruiting office. I think baby Jevus was trying to tell me something. I've not been back since.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013


(THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT)

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yes, I believe if I drive an hour I could get to one.

you dont sound super sure

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

MOOBS! posted:


(THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT)


you dont sound super sure

There was on at the Westfield shopping mall in Annapolis two years ago. I assume it's still there.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
My mall has an orange Julius/dairy queen

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

There was on at the Westfield shopping mall in Annapolis two years ago. I assume it's still there.

https://www.westfield.com/annapolis/stores/all-stores/orange-julius/58483

i stand corrected and apologize

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
a kiosk that sells katanas and knock off pocket knives with rappers and gun brands painted on the side

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Don't ever doubt me again, MOOBS!

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

a store with nothing but these jackets and a specific clientele

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
How about the sports memorabilia store

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

gently caress those guys and their "MTG cards arent collectable" bullshit

i hope the image of their most expensive baseball card covered by 3 inches of plastic was the last thing to go through their mind before the bullet :mad:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I spent 15 Yankee dollars on a Chansey Pokémon card at the trading card store cause Jeff had every card but Chansey and I wanted to rub it in his face, which I did and he got mad and it made me feel good.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I spent 15 Yankee dollars on a Chansey Pokémon card at the trading card store cause Jeff had every card but Chansey and I wanted to rub it in his face, which I did and he got mad and it made me feel good.

Some day hipsters will revive the Pokemon TCG and I'll finally have an excuse to carry my Charizard First Edition with me to parties

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i hope orange julius is still just orange milkshakes, pretzels and hotdogs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Zombie Julius.

A thing that needs to happen.

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
5000 fitted hats at Lids and they still don't have one for my pinhead :derptiel:

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