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Jan 21, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

Getting a pretzel, trying on some new kicks, having a refreshing Orange Julius; it's not bullshit when I tell you I only feel truly alive when I'm at the mall.

Have you ever been to the mall?

Have you tried punching yourself in the stomach?

yes

yes

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i like dressing up as a cowboy and starting fistfights with the homeless outside of macy's

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Jan 21, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

would you spend a night in a haunted mall to win a hundred dollars?

is it actually haunted or am i just gonna get molested again

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Jan 21, 2007

MOOBS! posted:

i just want to try on clothes at h&m and let my fat gut hang out and possibly rip girls leggy tights by squatting with them on

hell yeah

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Jan 21, 2007

Fiend posted:

Man, one day I'm gonna grow up and guard the ghost mall.

The food court will be a sanctum of order and deliciousness - the parking lot bereft of petty theft and liability.

The android dreams of loss prevention.

i will still be taking the most primo shits in the penney's dressing rooms

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