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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Getting a pretzel, trying on some new kicks, having a refreshing Orange Julius; it's not bullshit when I tell you I only feel truly alive when I'm at the mall.

Have you ever been to the mall?

Have you tried punching yourself in the stomach?

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

hth posted:

yes

yes

you helped someone today.


me.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
would you spend a night in a haunted mall to win a hundred dollars?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The cost of Auntie Annie's pretzels has increased by at least 3 times in the last 10 years. You gotta spend drat near $5 for a loving pretzel now if you're lucky.

sounds like you could use a hundred dollars...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

hth posted:

is it actually haunted or am i just gonna get molested again

lets just say yes

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

MOOBS! posted:

are the stores open because if so would

the stores are open but there are no cashiers so unfortunately you cant buy anything

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

donkey salami posted:

Why do you play so loose around the hips, op?

i listen to a lot of "hip hop" music

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Sialia posted:

Yes, would tame the ghost and bend it to my will

you tame 1 ghost but the malls new security bots have gone haywire!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

imagine a mall for borrowers a small mall if you will

that is such a beautiful thought from such a sweet and simple soul, bless you sid

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i bet if there was a movie about people that hang out at the mall all the time and the whole story happened at a mall it would be the greatest movie of all time!

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i head tales of a store where you could sit in a magical chair that gives you a massage!

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