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Smash it Smash hit posted:They tried to stop him once, that's where he got the femurs
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A friend of mine once got really drunk and pinched Lowtax's butt cause they thought it would be funny. That was about when we decided they had too much to drink.
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Ibogaine posted:Once Rich and I were hanging out in an abandoned appartment in a run-down high rise building in Brooklyn. We were on the 12th floor or something and there was only the two of us, a stained old damp mattress and a case of cheap whiskey. Holy poo poo 
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Sep 8, 2016 22:14
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Though I am dubious cause you referred him to as rich and not mad dog Kyanka
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Sep 8, 2016 22:16
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Once on the set of my latest blockbuster film, I happened upon mad dog in a boxing ring. Flustered and caught without words, I punched him until he fell, then returned to my trailer and drank myself into a stupor - my vodka noticably salty from my tears.
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Mad dog and I used to heist cigarette trucks and sell the cartons to cops. Hahahahha
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King of Bees posted:Mad dog and I used to heist cigarette trucks and sell the cartons to cops. Hahahahha The Kyanka empire was built on cigarette fraud
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The name Mad Dog is ironic as if a literal Mad Dog bites him it'll actually cure their affliction. Mad Dog's curative powers only works on mad dogs and no other species or afflictions however
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Sep 8, 2016 23:06
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Richard 'J' Lowtax has never seen a bear. Not even a picture of a bear. The reason being he's very afraid of bears.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Though I am dubious cause you referred him to as rich and not mad dog Kyanka they say his name used to be 'rich dog' kyanka that all changed when someone foolishly brought up the subject of pitbulls...
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Paladinus posted:Richard 'J' Lowtax has never seen a bear. Not even a picture of a bear. The reason being he's very afraid of bears. But you're talking about hairy men right?
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He once punched a midget and poo poo down his shirt
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Mad Dog once made Danny Trujillo cry like a little bitch.
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Mad dog tried to run a landscaping business by welding four lawn mowers together to "get poo poo done"
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Paladinus posted:Richard 'J' Lowtax has never seen a bear. Not even a picture of a bear. The reason being he's very afraid of bears. This is bullshit. I saw mad dog once consume a live bear in a single sitting. He didn't offer me a single bite.
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several episodes from season 3 of Living Single were rewritten in real time due to angry phone calls from a drunk mad dog lowtax
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vols bitch posted:This is bullshit. I saw mad dog once consume a live bear in a single sitting. He didn't offer me a single bite. If I had a nickel for each wild dog I watch get consumed as I was bitter with hunger, 30 cents.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:16
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Mad Dog owns "Bridget Jone's Diary" on Blu-ray, and has watched it over ten thousand times.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:53
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Mad Dog can eat 24 eggs no problem, any day
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gannyGrabber posted:Mad Dog can eat 24 eggs no problem, any day
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Mad Dog once ate three Pizza Hut P'Zones in a single sitting.
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Mad dog doesn't know the meaning of the word quit. So don't ever use it around him he will go in a rage in his ignorance.
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Mad Dog Kyanka's first car was a souped up Ford Fiesta. All of his fellow kindergarten classmates got a ride to school in the Kyankawagon.
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His house has stairs.
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He ain't even a dog
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Mad Dog Kyanka was stranded on this planet when his compatriots had to leave him behind. He befriended a kid named Elliot, who gave him Reese's Pieces. Mad Dog made Elliot's bike fly thanks to a potent combination of laundry detergent and Jim Beam. They both served in Desert Storm where Elliot died bravely as Mad Dog's human shield.
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Do Not let ol mad dog talk you into participating in the finger in the blender trick.
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me and mad dog used to pretend we were deaf and hand out pencils and stickers for smucks to buy from us at fast food joints.
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Mad dog and me once hocked loogies at cars from the overpass while sippin 40's
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Hector Beerlioz posted:He ain't even a dog shh you'll make him mad
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rich 'mad dog' kyanka got really mad at a dog one time.
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Mad 'Tax doesn't know the meaning of the word ignorance. Mad 'Tax can wear three hats at once. One on his head, and one on each buttock. Mad 'Tax can fire golf balls from his rectum with the force of a .50 cal machine gun round. He has accidentally caused the deaths of several gay persons because of this. zimboe fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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One time mad dog convinced me that my parents were androids and made lawyer all my clothing with copper tubing to keep them from stealing my thoughts
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Mad Dog can chug a liter of Yellowtail Shiraz in 5.2 seconds,including eating the bottle, and then poo poo shot-glasses and piss whisky in 'em. I timed him with a stopwatch myself. zimboe fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Mad Dog Kyanka has a heart of gold, and a pancreas of barbed wire.
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Mad dog Kyanka isn't one to share his feelings yet a many times he has drunkenly wept on my shoulders and my shirt reeked of gasoline afterwards
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Mad dog Kyanka isn't one to share his feelings yet a many times he has drunkenly wept on my shoulders and my shirt reeked of gasoline afterwards Why did he piss on your shirt?
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Mad Dog once beat up my insurance agent for telling him that you can't insure a hoagie with same model year replacement
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Maddog Richards got his name for being bitten by a rabid dog and having Richard as the first name.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Mad Dog once beat up my insurance agent for telling him that you can't insure a hoagie with same model year replacement hosed up if true
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