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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
ultimatum what with the galactic community creating and releasing a bunch of perfect immortal indestructible fascist robots to keep everyone in line and loving genocide the poo poo out of any race not willing to toe said line

I mean sure I think it's a solid loving plan we should implement here on earth soon as possible but I feel like other people might take issue wrt the interstellar murder bot brigade

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


does anyone want to talk about pigeons itt

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

MiracleWhale posted:

does anyone want to talk about pigeons itt

they walk funny and make cool noises

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
you talking about the remake? i didnt see it it looked like loving rear end

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
pigeons are rat bird vermin garbage animals

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

reallivedinosaur posted:

you talking about the remake? i didnt see it it looked like loving rear end

no the original, it's dope in a quaint, kinda boring kinda way

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

The Protagonist posted:

pigeons are rat bird vermin garbage animals

now thats what i call good eats!!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

satanic splash-back posted:

they walk funny and make cool noises

are we talking about robots or pigeons

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
everyone forgets his seminal final scene though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASsNtti1XZs&t=58s

The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Sep 8, 2016

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i think they could have probably just tied a rocket to that big ole robot and fired it off into the sun right?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


im the futuristic louvered closet doors on the space ship

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

MiracleWhale posted:

does anyone want to talk about pigeons itt

Sometimes they come with notes attached. It's like a fortune cookie with wings. Squirrels, they're not so good. Taste like... goldfish.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
Wait. This is some next tier level loving thread.

How can it teach me not to soil my loving shoes?

Please help me. My shoes are so full of my own poo poo. Help!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
He was probably right about everything tho because his people use diamonds for money.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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MiracleWhale posted:

does anyone want to talk about pigeons itt

i like em

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

The Protagonist posted:

pigeons are rat bird vermin garbage animals

gently caress you

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

MiracleWhale posted:

does anyone want to talk about pigeons itt

i once saw a pigenon peck at the remains of a chicken sandwich and i dont think he felt bad about it

i think it was a he-pigeon because he was big and puffing his chest out

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

verbal enema posted:

gently caress you

if you leta pigeon land on you it'll soon poo poo on you

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


pigeons are actually good, it's the billions of microbes and parasites that fester within their filthy bodies that are bad

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
pidgy is a trash tier 1st get too and no one ever uses it the moment they have 7 p

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

MiracleWhale posted:

pigeons are actually good, it's the billions of microbes and parasites that fester within their filthy bodies that are bad

nah pigeons can gently caress right the hell off if you ask me

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

reallivedinosaur posted:



im the futuristic louvered closet doors on the space ship

these things go in cycles

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


MOOBS! posted:

i once saw a pigenon peck at the remains of a chicken sandwich and i dont think he felt bad about it

i think it was a he-pigeon because he was big and puffing his chest out

I once saw like ten pigeons eating the foam out of a mattress and that's when I realized that pigeons have figured out how to opt out of the neoliberal capitalist system

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

also i recently bought some weed infused cocopuffs from my dispensary and spilled them all while trying to lock something

then i watched pigeons eat a lot of cocoa puffs and i hope they enjoyed it

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
Thread help me!

Here are my new boots!



If I use them, like I have every other pair of shoes/boots I have owned, everyone will see my poo poo in them. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

MiracleWhale posted:

I once saw like ten pigeons eating the foam out of a mattress and that's when I realized that pigeons have figured out how to opt out of the neoliberal capitalist system

man thats crusty as gently caress Ithink my pigeon was just hungry for meat

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
pigeons use the 10 second rule but they have really long seconds

gross to just eat stuff off the ground

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Toilet Shoes posted:

Thread help me!

Here are my new boots!



If I use them, like I have every other pair of shoes/boots I have owned, everyone will see my poo poo in them. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
they count like ONE mississipppppppiiii TWO mississipppppppiiiiiiii

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Duck's hang out with pigeons occasionally. DJ Pigeon is OK, as is Barry the Bald Eagle.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

loving exactly.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


reallivedinosaur posted:

they count like ONE mississipppppppiiii TWO mississipppppppiiiiiiii

what most people don't know is that all pigeons have retrograde amnesia

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



same

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Klaatu is actually the Beatles, maaaan.

- That stoner kid in high school with the army jacket who would randomly disappear for 3 weeks at a time.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Remember, the power of life and death is reserved for the Almighty Spirit, according to Klaatu.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

genesplicer posted:

Remember, the power of life and death is reserved for the Almighty Spirit, according to Klaatu.

I'm not sure you're the best source.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Klaatu baratu niktu

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Toilet Shoes posted:

Thread help me!

Here are my new boots!



If I use them, like I have every other pair of shoes/boots I have owned, everyone will see my poo poo in them. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

that homeless guy is really hot

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i saw some baby pigeons on my friend Bens balcony

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Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

im gaye posted:

that homeless guy is really hot

I know Rite?

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