Should circumcision be legal?

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Should circumcision be legal?
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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I mean, this is like the one case where you can say "the Jews did this" and not be completely wrong.

Ask me about my contributions to the Silent Hill wiki.

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Crazyeyes: Nov 5, 2009; If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

Germstore posted:

My wife and I had to say no like four times at least, the last "no" was when the nurse showed up and said she was taking them for their circumcisions.

Shouldn't take 4 times to decline elective surgery for your infant.

My brother almost got circumcised as a freebie during surgery for a hernia at 3 months.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:39

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Glaucus atlanticus posted:

So what you're saying is that children are their parents' property and thus bodily choice belongs to the parent, not the individual. Hmm yes go on.

I said something about parents? Are you sure? Maybe you can't read and just mash the keyboard with your crab hands, somehow managing to reply to a post that wasnt made? Stranger things have happened after all.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:42

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

If you have an opinion about this you are dumb

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:42

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

argondamn posted:

If you have an opinion about this you are dumb

Trap sprung, FEMALE.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:43

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

I hope you get a 90% dick length circumcision, or about 3 inches

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:44

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Glaucus atlanticus posted:

So what you're saying is that children are their parents' property and thus bodily choice belongs to the parent, not the individual. Hmm yes go on.

seems to be the case for ear piercings and tattoos so yes?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:45

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

it seems there are a lot of people itt who care a lot about other peoples penises, why is that?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:47

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I cant speak for others but I care cuz I'm gay.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:48

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I don't think parents should get their kids' ears pierced either. Esp since 95% of them go to Claire's or equivalent and get it done with a cattle tag gun which can't be sanitized.

Never heard of someone tattooing their kid but that's no bueno either unless it's some edge case where it is their medical info and they have some rare/serious illness.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:49

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Luvcow posted:

it seems there are a lot of people itt who care a lot about other peoples penises, why is that?

Everyone has opinions about the products they use.

Circumcision is like Apple removing the headphone jack

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:49

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Luvcow posted:

seems to be the case for ear piercings and tattoos so yes?

Who the gently caress is tattooing their child without their consent?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:50

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Decebal posted:

Everyone has opinions about the products they use.

Circumcision is like Apple removing the headphone jack

good point, ty

Germstore posted:

Who the gently caress is tattooing their child without their consent?

juggalos i think

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:50

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Luvcow posted:

good point, ty

juggalos i think

let's all be like juggalos

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:51

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Germstore posted:

let's all be like juggalos

As long as it allows me to continue collecting delicious baby foreskins, im down.

(hail satan)

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:52

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Volcott posted:

I mean, this is like the one case where you can say "the Jews did this" and not be completely wrong.

Ask me about my contributions to the Silent Hill wiki.

I don't think the Jews ever asked any goy to circumcise their baby's dicks.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:57

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

If they got a fiveskin or some poo poo but it's really all about what's most aesthetically good for the kid. :shrug:

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:57

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Luvcow posted:

seems to be the case for ear piercings and tattoos so yes?

Getting a baby's ears pierced or getting a baby tattooed without it being old enough to request said procedure are also stupid IMO. However neither of those things carry the same risks as circumcision.

Moridin920 posted:

I don't think parents should get their kids' ears pierced either. Esp since 95% of them go to Claire's or equivalent and get it done with a cattle tag gun which can't be sanitized.

Never heard of someone tattooing their kid but that's no bueno either unless it's some edge case where it is their medical info and they have some rare/serious illness.

Seriously, I got my ears pierced around age 12 in the mall and had a years-long staph infection because of it.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 19:57

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Prob the best thing to do is just cut the whole dick off since they're not needed and solely used for rape.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:01

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Me: now it places the lotion in the basket.

Baby: *cries*

Me: *impatient expression* It puts the lotion in the basket.

Baby: *cries*

Me: PUT THE LOTION IN THE FAAAHCKING BAAAAAHSKET!

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:02

Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

Don't get circumcised

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:04

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Foreskin Problems posted:

Don't get circumcised

Or do. Ur dick ur rulez.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:05

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

gp actually tried to get me circumcised when i was about 8-12 (cant remember the exact age) because i had a tight foreskin. i told him to gently caress off and we talked to another doctor and the solution was to just play with my dick more often and roll it back.

it freaks me out i could of had my dick brutally mutilated when i was a kid

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:07

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I always had a loose foreskin because when I was younger I'd shove skittles up in there.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:11

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

i wish I had my foreskin back but some rabbi ate it or something

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:13

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

mdm posted:

i wish I had my foreskin back but some rabbi ate it or something

Don't let the dogdick havers self loathing, manifesting as pride, trick you. Uncut looks bad.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:01

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

notZaar posted:

Don't let the dogdick havers self loathing, manifesting as pride, trick you. Uncut looks bad.

they look practically identical when erect

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:12

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Germstore posted:

they look practically identical when erect

He can't see poo poo because his belly is in the way.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:19

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

He can't see poo poo because his belly is in the way.

As if I don't own a mirror

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:24

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

notZaar posted:

Don't let the dogdick havers self loathing, manifesting as pride, trick you. Uncut looks bad.

by the time the dilz is out the deal is already sealed

Germstore posted:

they look practically identical when erect

not the dudes with comically oversized circus foreskins

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:24

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

Don't let the dogdick havers self loathing, manifesting as pride, trick you. Uncut looks bad.

dicks look weird period

but uncut means you can jerk off without outside help such as lotion or lube

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:26

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

notZaar posted:

As if I don't own a mirror

Needing a mirror to see your genitals is for ladies.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:27

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Moridin920 posted:

dicks look weird period

but uncut means you can jerk off without outside help such as lotion or lube

I'm a cutfag and I can jack it without lube just fine.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:28

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:28

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Volcott posted:

I'm a cutfag and I can jack it without lube just fine.

yeah but not like i can prolly

can you pinch off the end of your foreskin right when you cum and get a cum skin balloon thing going on i don't THINK SO

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:29