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Should circumcision be legal?
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Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015
Wanking would be such effort if my foreskin wasn't there, how do you guys do it?

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The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nicomo posted:

Wanking would be such effort if my foreskin wasn't there, how do you guys do it?

I can think myself off, fortunately. Pretty rare talent.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

can you sue whoever circumcised you?

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Not gonna lie, if some dirty sad uncircumcised dog dick walks into whatever porn I'm watching, I close the window and swallow back the bile rising in my esophagus

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im circumcised and my son isn't yet and his penis looks weird lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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maybe you should cut pieces off of your sons penis, so youll find it more attractive

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

dr.acula posted:

can you sue whoever circumcised you?

I wish

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
cut people have weird beef jerky dinks

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
let people choose to cut they dicks or not when theyre 15

your barbaric creepo tradition would die out in a generation

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Zzulu posted:

maybe you should cut pieces off of your sons penis, so youll find it more attractive

im going to get doctors to

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

We didnt start the fire. Its been always burnin since the jews started it.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Years ago on these very forums, a Goon had to get circumcised for medical reasons. He posted in a thread like this one before the procedure.

After it was done and the wound healed, he reported that stimulation felt the same as before, the loss of foreskin didn't change the potency.

And the anti-cut zealots wouldn't hear of it of course. What, someone pointing out that the other side of the fence was just as good?!

Anyhoo, cut penises just look nicer. It's all in the head.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Agent Escalus posted:

Anyhoo, cut penises just look nicer. It's all in the head.

beef jerky dix

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I appreciate dick in all its forms personally. Being cut myself, I somewhat prefer the shorn look but a foreskin covered shlong is still eminently suckable.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Can you imagine what it must have been like back before circumcision was standardized and regulated? I bet whole communities of men ended up with their whole glans snipped off because the village mohel was trained in a cave by a guy who'd heard about circumcision twenty fifth hand through a deformed half retard.

"Oh yeah I'm pretty sure this is basically what circumcision is..." *snip*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Applewhite posted:

Can you imagine what it must have been like back before circumcision was standardized and regulated? I bet whole communities of men ended up with their whole glans snipped off because the village mohel was trained in a cave by a guy who'd heard about circumcision twenty fifth hand through a deformed half retard.

"Oh yeah I'm pretty sure this is basically what circumcision is..." *snip*

and then he sucked their dicks

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Sperghetti posted:

Not gonna lie, if some dirty sad uncircumcised dog dick walks into whatever porn I'm watching, I close the window and swallow back the bile rising in my esophagus

its okay, the removal of genital tissue is quite gruesome

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Agent Escalus posted:

Years ago on these very forums, a Goon had to get circumcised for medical reasons. He posted in a thread like this one before the procedure.

After it was done and the wound healed, he reported that stimulation felt the same as before, the loss of foreskin didn't change the potency.

And the anti-cut zealots wouldn't hear of it of course. What, someone pointing out that the other side of the fence was just as good?!

Anyhoo, cut penises just look nicer. It's all in the head.

oh yeah because an anecdotal tale from a goon who self reported some medical poo poo loving his peen up in the first place is def conclusive evidence of anything at all

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Moridin920 posted:

oh yeah because an anecdotal tale from a goon who self reported some medical poo poo loving his peen up in the first place is def conclusive evidence of anything at all

Presuming it was all true, he would have known better than you. Or I.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The toughening of the skin of the penis head happens over time (this is a real documented thing), so after a few years he may have changed his tune.

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe
It's fun to have sex and its fun to regrwo your four skin. Hope this is good information for everyone :)

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ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

imo circumcision should be legal and in fact mandatory to become an adult

http://www.maasai-association.org/ceremonies.html

quote:

Circumcision ceremony is the most vital initiation of all rite of passages in the Maasai society. Both men and women of the Maasai society are traditionally eager to undergo through circumcision. This initiation is performed shortly after puberty.

It is important to note that with the rising challenges of the 21st century in the Maasai society, many young Maasai women no longer undergo through circumcision.

Young men are still eager to be circumcised and become warriors. Once the boys become warriors they resume responsibility of security for their territory.

Circumcision initiation elevates an individual from childhood to adulthood. In order for the boy to be initiated he must prove himself to the community. The boy must exhibit signs of a grown man, by carrying a heavy spear, herding large herd of livestock, etc.

A few days before the operation, a boy must herd cattle for seven consecutive days. Circumcision would take place on the eighth day. Before the operation, boys must stand outside in the cold weather and receive a cold shower to cleanse himself. As he moves towards the location of the operation, his friends, age mates and male members of the family shout encouragement along with nasty looks and sometimes threats. For example, people would tell the boy, "If you kick the knife, we will kill you! If you run away from the knife, your society will disown you. Women are luckier and are spared of such comments. Needles to say, circumcision is not pleasant. No pain relief drugs such as anesthesia, and you cannot flinch your eye. Circumcision is painful yet means a lot to every Maasai.

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