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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
iphone 8 will have no touchscreen.
It will be voice command all the way.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug


For a loving phone.

Edit: Literally, a slave labour kid in asia has a million dollars of iphone's go through their hands every day.

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Sep 9, 2016

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Has anyone spared a thought for the poor asian kid that spent he last 3/4 of his 10 year old life attaching the phone jacks to every phone who is now out of a job.
I bet you they are feeding his corpse to the rest of the work force to save costs.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
This is what you get for not buying the iWatch and iPen!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Post-Jobs Apple:



Fuckhead starter pack

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
So anyone mention that the earbuds monitor your conversation all the time?
Going to be fun watching the first hacks to crack it so you can listen to hipsters complain about their three bean salads and poo poo.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Going to real easy to mug a hipster now for those earbuds.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
You can uninstall bloatware.

You can't uninstall gay.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
So when are the limited edition Dre Beats $300 ones coming out.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Just needs the dog making GBS threads the out and the apple employee scooping them up to resell.

Its poetry, it rhymes

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Remember 'happy slapping' that fad where you would slap a stranger on phone.

I predict there will one I call 'Bud Chucking'.
You run up to someone with the wireless ear buds, steal one, and throw it as far as you can preferably into traffic or a river.
It'll be the new Youtube sensation!

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

They found out what was causing it.
It's the flatten out 'help us' rice paper the workers have stuffed into the phones in an attempt to alert outsiders melting to the circuits .

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