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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
lol 8.95 for a paper plate of messy gaijin sushi

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Would, would.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

that cat is dead

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Customer service is fine but food quality is terrible. As good as supermarket sushi. I've spent 5 years in Japan and for this to be called sushi is embarrassing. It is not authentic and Chinese run.

Other reviews on here saying how it is the best sushi they have eaten. Do me the favour and visit Japan just once and then come back and say the sushi here is great. The miso ramen was even more of a travesty. Literally what you are getting is miso soup with no flavour with some dehydrated noodles plonked on top.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hemale in pain posted:

Customer service is fine but food quality is terrible. As good as supermarket sushi. I've spent 5 years in Japan and for this to be called sushi is embarrassing. It is not authentic and Chinese run.

Other reviews on here saying how it is the best sushi they have eaten. Do me the favour and visit Japan just once and then come back and say the sushi here is great. The miso ramen was even more of a travesty. Literally what you are getting is miso soup with no flavour with some dehydrated noodles plonked on top.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

reviews for SUSHI PLUS!!!!

quote:

Don't eat here. Ever. If you have a progressive disease that can only be cured by sushi, and it causes really huge boils, and those boils are so huge they're about to obscure your vision, I don't care. Keep walking, groping blindly along if you have to, until you find a different sushi bar. The restaurant was dirty. What was supposed to be cold was lukewarm, what was supposed to be warm was cold, everything was doused in mayonnaise, and my dinner date found a large, squashed house fly in his napkin.

quote:

Worst sushi ever, the sashimi was in shreds, I could almost see the cooks dirty handprints on the maki, ended up having a second cup of tea instead of eating. The waitress was nice-or resigned-enough to give us a discount. A sordid experience.

quote:

If you're after a fancy atmosphere don't come here.Great hand drawn menus, fun art and miscellaneous things on the walls. The prices are serioisly great, and you shouldn't expect the finest sushi the city had to offer. That said I think the sushi was totally satisfying and adequate for my taste. Really friendly family that run the place. The combinations on the menu are a steal!

quote:

Cheap... Children Severs & Sloppy Food. The flavors were there and I am still alive. I will probably go back, but would NEVER bring a friend

quote:

Had the spicy combo, tasted great, good value, but looked like it was put together by a 5 year old

quote:

Biggest complaint: the presentation. The rolls looked terrible - as if the chef had Parkinson's disease. Bottom line: ok if you're on a budget, don't expect a feast for your eyes.

quote:

sometimes the rolls are a bit loose, but who cares really?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Jesus christ, some people literally have no standards.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Jesus christ, some people literally have no standards.

pretty sure you could slop mayo and other assorted ingredients in front of half the USA and they'd scoop it up with Wonderbread and ask for more

it's gross

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

reviews for SUSHI PLUS!!!!

quote:

RATED 5.0 The best value for sushi in Victoria, hands down. The sushi rolls may not be the most visually appealing, so if that's a deal breaker then stay away. However, for everyone else, this is great stuff. Staff are nice, and the place is much more authentic than most Japanese restaurants in Victoria.

quote:

Been going here for years. I love this place. Ugly decor, poor food presentation, insanely good prices, and the food tastes great (granted I'm a vegetarian so cannot speak for the meat). The owners know me and my husband, and are always friendly and remember our orders. We are crazy about their sunumono salad and order it every time. We've been regulars for. probably 10yrs now. The walls are plastered in adorable cartoon drawings and menu items.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
soy sauce is piss water that ruins everything it touches, so sorry OP, you are not a reliable source of info

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Dre2Dee2 posted:

soy sauce is piss water that ruins everything it touches, so sorry OP, you are not a reliable source of info
There's this stuff if you're the kind of "health-conscious" orthorexic retard that shops at whole foods

:911:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Why is there pictures of vegetables on that, is that like liquid vegeta?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Al Cowens posted:

There's this stuff if you're the kind of "health-conscious" orthorexic retard that shops at whole foods

:911:

When I see this in someone's house I know they are going to be an annoying rear end in a top hat.

They make good cider vinegar though.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Lol. At that sashimi. Just lol. Like it was cut with a plastic knife.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Al Cowens posted:

There's this stuff if you're the kind of "health-conscious" orthorexic retard that shops at whole foods

:911:

That almost looks like rubbing alchohol

"Bragg" is an appropriate label

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

shoophobo posted:


Lol. At that sashimi. Just lol. Like it was cut with a plastic knife.
also what kind of tuna sashimi is that color :confused:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

shoophobo posted:

Lol. At that sashimi. Just lol. Like it was cut with a plastic knife.

Yeah for real if someone brought that to the window I'd tell them to re-do it and also to stop wasting food and also sharpen your goddamn knife and I would not be pleasant about it

I don't understand how people can give so little of a poo poo. I mean okay you're not master sushi chef whatever I'm not asking for a masterwork but at least take some loving pride in your food and don't put that out. A little more mangled and it'd be cat food.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

shoophobo posted:


Lol. At that sashimi. Just lol. Like it was cut with a plastic knife.

Help I cant stop screaming.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
This guy is a on a sushi review crusade in San Francisco.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/clement-okazu-ya-san-francisco?hrid=m1Ger6l9LBpnc46WtFUayA&utm_source=ashare&ref=yelp-android

quote:

Ok, they changed the name.
This place used to call Miyoshi Sushi & Grill.
But, same poo poo.
All Okazuya in the city are Crappy poo poo!
Here we go!

W A R N I N G !
R E D A L E R T !
D A N G E R O U S !
FXXXED UP!
TOTALLY WRONG!

This is the worst Sushi that I have ever known!
It was shocking.
It was incredibly ridiculous to see a restaurant like this.
Even there is a happy hour 5 to 8 pm, Nigiri $1.- for 2!
100% Chinese.

When I saw the Nigiri,
I knew right then It's a piece of poo poo-Sushi.
Or, Sushit.
When I picked up the Nigiri, the rice fell off !
!!!???
Ohhhhhh!
But,
I decided to eat this poo poo.
I could taste the cheap sushi-rice-mixture that you can buy at J or Korean Market.
And more,
Rice was half-cooked, cheap medum grain rice!
I said to myself, "This is Fxxxed-up. This guy is Fxxxin' me so good.
This sushi is way over my head!"

It was last night , a little after 8.
After I parked my car right by the restaurant,
I saw a homeless woman urinating right on Clement Street.
In the standing position.
And she smiled at me!
I tried not to look but I did and I tried so hard to keep calm walking toward the restaurant entry door.
But,
Right by the door, there is another homeless guy sleeping!
The door way smelled like poo poo.

I should turn back right then.
Instead, I walked right in.
Fxxx!

It's dirty, creepy inside and sticky table.
What else? Roaches!.
Sucked big time.
I think I've never learned by the mistake I made before.
I am such a dumb rear end!

Help me God.
I want to live again!
Take me back to where I belong.

I really don't know how this guy make the business going.
By the way,
This place was "Clement St Okazu-ya" before.
and still uses Okazuya menu.
I think there are few "OKAZUYA" in town.
Owned by Chinese?
No offense but
This is not right.

You Do Sushi Totally Wrong!
Well,
I have to say,
You Do Japanese Wrong!
Tatally Wrong!
I don't even want to try your deep fried stuff.
I can tell it's too oily, soggy, muggy and smelly poo poo.

P.S.
Clement Street is becoming quite a place.

This is my Die Okazuya Die list. interested?
http://www.yelp.com/list_details?favorites_list_id=cgP2Uobqmqgh3KjnSqH5Rw

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

he reviewed the mayor :confused:


Mayor Ed Lee
Public Services & Government
1 Dr Carlton B Goodlett Pl
San Francisco, CA 94102
1.0 star rating 11/4/2015
Listed in Ugly as Fxxx
Well, at least Julie Christensen is out.
Thanks for running despite being ignored by the mainstream media....we at least got this arrogant witch out!!!
We kick her out! That's great news for people of SF because she is against us.
She has no moral, was such a bad seed, made SF so rotten.
But now Ed Lee's side-kick is gone.

First a walk, a walk just to talk with me
later on, she took SF's heart
ugly face, the death coming over us
I shoulda died, I'd been better off
Hypnotized, the eyes of a million lies
I gave a drat, I fell for her scheme
Never trust, an old woman with your dirty Board of Supervisor
lesson learned..
SF's hearts still regretting

Hey bro..

Bout your lady, better know she's crazy
All she says just turns out wrong
Xxxx her good, as she drinks while crying
I'm so glad that bitch is gone

God help us and the city of SF!
This mayor is going to Fxxx us good, really good, again.
Hope we can re-call, can't we?

This is a removed content that I wrote before:
Please read this. That's all, no more, no less, you'll find out what's really going on SF Chinatown.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Where do people learn to write like that? It's super loving annoying.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Where do people learn to write like that? It's super loving annoying.
From mental illness.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
that sashimi looks like he pulled it apart with his fingers.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Fuckin jive rear end rolls

quote:

I have no proof.
Because I didn't go every one of them yet.
But, I think,
most of Sushi places on Geary Blvd between Masonic and 25th Avenue are Korean and Chinese own.
Nothing wrong with that.
That doesn't make them all pseudo.
Sushi is become very popular with them.
I like that.
And I'd like people who are open minded to eat raw fish.
I like that too.
But why I gave just 1 star?
Because I think they don't know what are they doing.

People goin' for jive rear end rolls these days.
That is all right. It's fun. I like that too sometimes.
But,
to me, Sushi is Nigiri.
I do know that it is very hard for you to flip over to put the soysauce
on the fish side.
I do understand that it is too big to put whole nigiri in to your mouth.
But,
be an adult in Japan in old days,
Sushi=Nigiri, period.
I have never seen a guy order a big size "Maki" or Inari at the sushi bar.
Maki and Inari are for children's bento-box because easy for them to eat.
Nigiris are for graw-ups with Sake.
There is something else for Sake also.
Warmed up Cheap Sake Only,
Not a good kind.
Good sake must to have room tempreture.
If you warmed up, you killed the flavor.
The good sake is ruined.
But,
Nothing wrong to have warmed sake,
Don't get me wrong,
I do that too when I got a cheap-crappy sake.
That is how to enjoy cheap sake with Nabe-mono( hot pot J-style)
or something.
So,
when you got a nice big bottle of sake,
about $30 or more.
Please drink straight and responsibly.
By the way,
I am in to "Kan-chiku " ( means; cold bumboo ) now,
$68. for a big purple bottle.
Nice, Smooth and Dry.
It's A Good poo poo !
I'll punch you if I see you drink this sake warmed.

Everytime when I see people who are drinking warm sake in the restaurant,
I say, " Fxxxin' cheap poo poo amature."

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I like those crazy house specialty rolls that are more like burritos than sushi

Since I moved to California, I found that there are a handful of places actually combining the sushi and burrito concepts. The first time I saw someone eating one I was like :aaa:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mnemosyne posted:

Since I moved to California, I found that there are a handful of places actually combining the sushi and burrito concepts. The first time I saw someone eating one I was like :aaa:


Cool, I love my food to be served inside a toilet paper tube.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
South Korea has been into the giant sushi roll thing for decades.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mnemosyne posted:

Since I moved to California, I found that there are a handful of places actually combining the sushi and burrito concepts. The first time I saw someone eating one I was like :aaa:



:911:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
There was a food truck near where I used to work that my friend loved, like he would not ranting about how much he loved the 'sushi nachos' there.

I went with him one time and no loving joke, the sushi nachos turned out to be Doritos sprinkled with tuna and spicy mayo

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
:barf:

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
if the sushi place you go to has any polynesian/japanese fusion style stuff (pretty common on the west coast) try the poke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke_(fish_salad)

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

quote:

Do you know the difference between Nigiri sushi and Onigiri?

Nigiri sushi is, right hand for Shari and left hand for a Neta.
Using the right point finger tip to put wasabi on the fish,
And put the rice on the slice of fish and put them together with both hands. Not the fish on the rice when you start making it.

Onigiri is a rice ball, use both hands to make a rice ball.

Shari in Nigiri sushi is not even equivalent to a small rice ball.

Well,
This place is 100% Chinese.
I knew it by the name.
" Wasabi Sushi Sunset Restaurant Gyohou Japan Wahuu Ryouri"
As I mentioned that the doubtfull sushi bar part 3 before.

I walked in about 7:15 pm.
So, I went there.
Don't ask me why I did.
There were 2 waitresses, 1 waiter, 1 sushi guy in the counter.
They were very nice and very friendly but,
I felt something funky.
They gave me a look, a look that smiling mouth but their eyes are lookin' like bullets and sayin',
"Oh my God! we don't want you here, get out !" look.

I sat down the counter. It was pretty clean.
But that's about it.
I ordered 6 nigiris.
To the waiter!? Not to the chef!
I hate that I can't order Nigiri direct to the chef at the sushi counter.
And they gave me a cup of tea before asking what I want to drink.
A cup of tea should serve the end as " Agari" !
But, I was OK, that's fine.
Cool.
I said to myself, "these guys just don't know the Japanese Sushi custom."
So,
I ordered a small Asahi and just watching this guy making my Nigiris.
But,
My eyes became like bullets!
I just couldn't believe what I saw!

This guy using both hands to make a small rice ball and a sashimi slice just flip on it.
I say it again,
he was using both hands to make a Shari!
That won't be called Nigiri sushi, is it?

It calls a small rice ball, Dumb rear end !

WHAT THE FXXX?!

I say it again,
WHAT THE FXXX!?

And,
about Saba,
This guy's Saba was the most disgusting Saba I ever had.
"Sime Saba" is equivalent of lox, isn't it?
I might be wrong but,
this guy just doesn't know that right timing of vinegar solted Saba.
I think this guy has no concept of Sime Saba at all.
I maybe the first person who ordered it.
It says grand openning.

This half rear end Sime Saba was so bad as 10 day old mackerel!
FXXX!
I was almost throw up when I swallow it.
But I didn't.
But,
I had to eat lots of Gari ( vinegared ginger) right after.

Sigh...,
What's going on?

When I was leaving,
the guy said, " Please come back soon!"
What the hell?
I gave him smiled with my bullet eyes.
I don't think he got it.

WHAT THE FXXX!

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

South Korea has been into the giant sushi roll thing for decades.

yea but now An Important Country is starting to take notice

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

South Korea has been into the giant sushi roll thing for decades.

Yeah but South Koreans put that gross yellow spongy stuff in their rolls (eggs???) and it makes me gag.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

pretty sure you could slop mayo and other assorted ingredients in front of half the USA and they'd scoop it up with Wonderbread and ask for more

it's gross

It's called a BLT

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

There was a food truck near where I used to work that my friend loved, like he would not ranting about how much he loved the 'sushi nachos' there.

I went with him one time and no loving joke, the sushi nachos turned out to be Doritos sprinkled with tuna and spicy mayo
Sounds good to me.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

also what kind of tuna sashimi is that color :confused:

to me it looks like evidence of refreezing precut pieces, aka lazy prep. the structure of the fish starts to break down and they stick to one another, when pulled apart those shreds become "feathered" and the breakdown of the meat probably contributes to the weird color

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I dunno how I feel about the sushi burrito thing. It looks okay although it kinda suffers from the 'seems to heavy and gross to really be what I want from sushi' and there's probably a decent bit of filler and it looks like some American trash food. Some of my friends absolutely love it though so maybe I'm just being polly prissy pants.

dookifex_maximus posted:

if the sushi place you go to has any polynesian/japanese fusion style stuff (pretty common on the west coast) try the poke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke_(fish_salad)



Poke is real good.

Would much rather have poke than a sushi burrito.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

I dunno how I feel about the sushi burrito thing. It looks okay although it kinda suffers from the 'seems to heavy and gross to really be what I want from sushi' and there's probably a decent bit of filler and it looks like some American trash food. Some of my friends absolutely love it though so maybe I'm just being polly prissy pants.
It definitely seems like a good idea to eat the equivalent of like 8 full california rolls in one food item.

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