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Yeah I had a big crush on a girl which was almost instantly all gone when she told me she doesn't like to gently caress doggy style bc of the smell. And I was like "... what smell?" and she goes "you know the butthole poop smell lol" kinda just nodded and went 'oh yea...' cuz what are you gonna say to that wipe. your. butts. 
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Dat rear end ain't gonna eat itself
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Sep 8, 2016 23:51
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donkey salami posted:Dat rear end ain't gonna eat itself Mine does sometimes but I've got this, uh... condition.
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I actually have another story from "my friend". When he was younger he was promiscuous and went through a phase where he explored his gay side, so he found a j/o buddy and they decided, hey, let's butt-gently caress. Apparently there was no foreplay involved, my bud washed his rear end in a top hat thoroughly before-hand and they played around for a bit, then the other guy started lubing up so my bud bent over and prepared for the worst. He said he was extremely anxious and didn't want to get butt-hosed but also really wanted to be the butt-fucker, the guy apparently got about an inch into my friend's rear end and then diarrhea just started spraying out of my friend's rear end all over the other guy. The guy took a shower afterwards and then they jacked off again and I guess kept it at that. This isn't the first story I've heard about this sort of thing though, apparently a lot of people who are extremely anxious will spray diarrhea as a defensive reflex when being penetrated.
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GreatGreen posted:One time A Friend of Mine liked this girl and was finally able to take her home one night, and at some point during the night he started doggy styling it and had to stop like two minutes in because it smelled so bad he had to actively stop himself from throwing up. It was a very specific kind of bad. Not tang bad, butt bad. Well, at least your friend didn't throw up on her.
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GreatGreen posted:Yeah, and it's too bad that's literally the only way to clean down there, with dry toilet paper. Absolutely no other way possible to clean body parts. If you want to go full out and have your partner take a shower with plenty of soap beforehand just so you can lick their rear end in a top hat then fine. Though even then you're still likely to be eating some poo poo. Which surprise, isn't actually good for you. a bone to pick posted:The guy took a shower afterwards and then they jacked off again and I guess kept it at that. This isn't the first story I've heard about this sort of thing though, apparently a lot of people who are extremely anxious will spray diarrhea as a defensive reflex when being penetrated.  I wonder what Darwin would have to say about that.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:10
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Pawn 17 posted:If you want to go full out and have your partner take a shower with plenty of soap beforehand just so you can lick their rear end in a top hat then fine. Though even then you're still likely to be eating some poo poo. Which surprise, isn't actually good for you. you sound like a bitch
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Sep 9, 2016 00:19
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do they make rear end flavored pocky, ah, im curious
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people who eat rear end are picky eaters too, they pick through poo poo to get to the anus
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Sep 9, 2016 00:34
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Always do it. A badge of honor and maturity.
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Sep 9, 2016 01:09
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*stuffing his face with two hot dogs at a time* Man these some tasty buttholes!
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Sep 9, 2016 01:19
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The most requested item among the deployed is baby wipes
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Sep 9, 2016 01:32
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Half of you are children. I eat rear end for days.
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Sep 9, 2016 01:39
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:The most requested item among the deployed is baby wipes 
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Sep 9, 2016 01:45
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I like rear end more than KFC, I wonder if rear end tastes different in the UK?
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I like rear end more than KFC, I wonder if rear end tastes different in the UK? All British girls are fat and have hairy buttholes at least that's my experience
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Though the paki ones will suck the chrome straight off a trailer hitch it makes me laugh all the Nancy human being roastbeefs complain about them then jack off to soccer in the pub. Pretty sure if I spent more time in Britan id have like 600 half paki offspring. 
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i don't like mayonnaise
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