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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
"My friend" ate his girlfriend's rear end out for the first time a while ago, he said she doesn't wipe correctly and there was a bunch of toilet paper shrapnel in there. He got a throat infection the next day and decided he's not desperate enough to put his dick or mouth near a bile factory anymore.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I actually have another story from "my friend". When he was younger he was promiscuous and went through a phase where he explored his gay side, so he found a j/o buddy and they decided, hey, let's butt-gently caress. Apparently there was no foreplay involved, my bud washed his rear end in a top hat thoroughly before-hand and they played around for a bit, then the other guy started lubing up so my bud bent over and prepared for the worst. He said he was extremely anxious and didn't want to get butt-hosed but also really wanted to be the butt-fucker, the guy apparently got about an inch into my friend's rear end and then diarrhea just started spraying out of my friend's rear end all over the other guy.

The guy took a shower afterwards and then they jacked off again and I guess kept it at that. This isn't the first story I've heard about this sort of thing though, apparently a lot of people who are extremely anxious will spray diarrhea as a defensive reflex when being penetrated.

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